Surviving prison

So our token black guy will be arrested.That is for sure.There is no way out of it.Hell black men are always suspects.

So Ive compiled a list of things that he has to remember when he gets locked up in the slammer

1 Never become someones bitch.As easy as it sounds.This is the biggest mistake anyone can make.

2 Invest in cigarettes.After making someone youre bitch.Its always nice to relax with a cig or two.

3 Hook up with Scofield or linkin burrows.Those white okes might seem a little crazy,but they can get you to work on PI....and we all know pi is good.Esp steak pi's

4 Dont do drugs.Anyone named drugs wouldnt be someone youd want as a bed buddy

5 make friends with the gaurds.Become a snitch.They give you burgers and milkshake,Yes you have to listen to them moaning about the most mundane kak.But hey.Food is food

6 Make friends with the white racist okes.Nothing is more touching than seeing a former awb member hugging a token black guy.It might even lead to a career in the movies.

7 Kick the kak out of metallica if they pretend to be hard by visiting youre prison.One saint anger vid is enough.we just dont like them

8 Find a religion.You normally get a book when you convert,paper is the essential item needed when making spit balls

9 buddy up with the kitchen staff,hell anyone working with youre chow should be youre bud

10 Gather lots of things,Momentos for when you finally escape or are set free.Our friendship should still be there


So with these basic guidlines.You should be set.Dont stress to much about the scofield thing though.They catch him in the next season.