Token Black guy
A token black guy was the answer.Every cool teen movie has one,Hell sometimes cartoons also do.So this morning Ferdi went and posted an ad for our very special friendship position.We worded it as not to have any lawsuits piled against us by those that just didnt make the cut
It went something like this
Like I said above this is a BEE post, in that we are looking for our token black guy! And if your name is in fact Token that would make things a lot easier! See we already have our token maid, therefore all we require is our token black friend! So heres the list of criteria yuo need to fit before applying: 1. You must be black! 2. You must listen to one of: a) Gangsta rap b) Blues c) Soul d) R&B e) Kwaito The reason for this is that the reason why we are looking for a black friend is to add some diversity into our circle! 3. Must be able to speak atleast one of: a) Zulu b) Xhosa c) American d) Smack 4. Candidates are also required to bring to the circle an original hand shake to be used in our circle! 5. Candidates should know how to get a hod of drugs. 6. Candidates should have a stolen gun. 7. Candidates should be able to play basket ball, we are currently involved in competition, but none of us can jump! 8. Candidates shouldn't know his real father. 9. Candidates need not be legally here, we don't care, we would love to visit you in prison it would add to our reputatiion. So we look forward to your applications, and let the best black man win!
So far we havent had any responses..We are starting to think that there is a shortage of token black guys out there.Come on chaps.We really need someone.Yes we are picky,but thats just cause we still want to be the cooler people in our group.
We do offer benifits, we have a pool at ferdis place,i have a pool cue,and heck,if youre really interested,You can even grab Cazz or greg,Really we dont mind,Plus Weasel(ferdis ugly brother) can do youre taxes.
All we ask is that you dont but into the convo's except to say things like "Dang"! or "Schizniz" then explain what schizniz is...Also we need you to translate when we go to So We To to watch the man u boys play.We wont understand what the hells going on.
Someone please reply.We need youre help.This is really bringing our group down.
So mail youre responses to me,or simply reply on the blog.
Thanks
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12 Comments:
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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*raises hand*
Dude, that's the funniest thing I've EVER heard a white dude say! What the frig do you need a token black guy for? I can tell why I'd need a token white friend but I wonder about you.
Anyway look, we'll cut a deal aight, you can access all my fringe benefits like being safe in the streets of Soweto, not having to bothered every time you stop at a robot and maybe even being able to gain access to the best doobie. I have just one request - the pink nipples! (and no, not the hairy kind)
Deal?
Suavé, at 04 July, 2006
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ok...Suavebona..So far youre in,not just cause youre the only one that has replied...but i know youre cool.
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So we will contact you for a second interview.. The Real Marbro, at 05 July, 2006
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Hey wait a minute now, I dont mind being the Token Black Guy but I have a list of demands. Or should I rather say requests:
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1. If we get stopped by cops, the white guys are doing the talking.
2. I will under no circumstances make or fetch anybody some coffe/tea unless I'm making for myself. Which will be very rare as I dont drink either.
3.I will not be the guy you point to when you're about to get into a fight and I'm the 'Dangerous' black guy. I'm a lover not a fighter.
The list goes on but I'll let the above marinate for now....
I sit in the wings waiting. Suavé, at 05 July, 2006
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damnit..
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ok now youre pushing it... The Real Marbro, at 05 July, 2006
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Use it, dont use it buddy. Considering how many applicants are flying to ya'll for the job I'd think about it before making any hasty decisions...
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LOL! You a funny guy. Suavé, at 05 July, 2006
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I wish I could be a token black guy. How can I become one? Is there a course I can go on?
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, at 05 July, 2006
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Jerm..sorry.youre white.Youre application has been turned down
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We may however need to replace Shawn,Hes our geeky friend.He is getting on our nerves,and he also gets aggressive when hes drunk
You may apply for that.As for the courses...No.youre born into the position The Real Marbro, at 05 July, 2006
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Eh Hormz let me break it down to you. First off, SuaveBona is pronounced Swa-vay Boner.
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Suave - A sophisticated type of charm. Or to be smooth I guess.
Bona - You'll happen to know that a boner is a refence to a sexual organ. Or the even the act of making love
So if we put these two together then to be a suave boner is to slick and be good in the sack.
Look in my defence this name was given to me by a girl so I'm not tooking my own horn here. Promise! Suavé, at 05 July, 2006
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i geuss notw isnt a good time to mention im called kakindiesak....
By The Real Marbro, at 05 July, 2006
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Marbro, I am not your freaking secretary. That's all I am saying.
By CaZ, at 05 July, 2006
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LOL @ Marbro!
By Suavé, at 05 July, 2006
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Cazz,,youre our secretary..plus i think i could get you a job with a nigerian,if they accept our proposal
By The Real Marbro, at 05 July, 2006
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