Things that make you go AAAARRRGGGGHHH!!!

So seeing as though im pissed off and crabby today,i thought id just moan and groan a bit more.

Everyone has a gripe,Something that will make you just want to scream and shout.There are hundreds of things that pop up in my head,Things like people that cant talk on a cellphone properly, people who dont know how to eat,People who cant flush a toilet,Things like that.

I hate it when youre sitting in a resturant and you hear a polyphonic version of "push the button" or a midi version of mozarts 5th.Why on gods green earth dont you just go out and get a proper phone that has decent ringtone capabilities and for the love of lurpak. ANSWER YOURE PHONE WHEN IT RINGS!After eventually answering it,these people will insist on shouting so loud that the person on the other end of the call,can bladdy well hear them,WITHOUT THE CELLPHONE.Come on people its called respect for youre fellow people

Have you ever looked around in a resturant at how other people eat?Who taught these people how to chew?Some of them almost inhale their food without chewing,But then will probably expect me to give them the Heimlich manouvre when they choke.Ididots.The breeding pool definetly needs more chlorine.Eat properly , Its the only way you wont crap out a full drum stick.

What about idiots that dont know what that little button,or lever on a toilet is used for.I personally have had to flush for around 17-3246345 of my fellow coworkers(the same people that can almost dictate what my paycheck is).Didnt youre daddy and mommy teach you how to flush when you were a kid?Geuss daddy was to busy pimping out mommy and trying to get her higher on crack when they should have been at home teaching you the basics in social ettiquette.

What about people that insist on being helped,NOW. When im busy and you continue to phone me,I will make you wait longer.I promise.If i say im going to do something,I will.Just give me a second to get a little free time ,to help you with youre personal IT issues.Dont frigging irratate me.

Then on the way home.You obviously meet the guy that just got his licence or is on his way to the optometrist.If the highway says you can do 120kmh.Then do it.If the road is clear,drive a tad faster,I promise youre engine wont just seize up and make you grind to a halt,(then again that wont be a bad thing.)

Seriously.What the hell is up with the world today?No one knows how to treat anyone else.No one knows the basics of manners.Come on people catch a wake up.Seriously there should be a written test before you or youre partner gives birth..

oh and about the spelling.Bloggers spelling machine magic maker thing is on the blink.Live with it