Why im glad im not a movie

I reckon im a movie expert. Cause i must have watched at least a billion of them.
There are many similartiy's in all those movies.And today,Im going to talk about some of those.

In almost all teen movies,The woman are even worse than in real life.Sometimes the little old lass would actually go and decide to give up her virginity,But..She doesnt tell the guy.She rather goes on to tell all her friends and half the school.So when the special night actually arrives,the guy isnt interested,Well he is,but he is just sick of being turned down night after night.

In almost all action movies, The good guy nearly dies.At least once,In 24,(i know its a series) Jack Bauer goes and dies twice.HOW DO YOU DO THAT?Take rambo,he gets shot at,many many times,He takes on the bladdy pakistani army and wins.Thats just not something i can do.

In most romantic movies, there is the whole im pissed off with him,and hes pissed off with her thing.Why!oh for the love of the audience,Bonk and get it over with.Its really the only reason people go watch that kak.

In most horror movies, the poor innocent virgin(thats a lie btw) always runs upstairs.She never runs out the front door.Even though its right there.Sometimes they even run into the house to get out.WHAT THE HELL!come on directors and script writers.Make up some new stuff.

In most sci fi movies, there is an alien on board, well some sort of creature anyways.I dont believe in aliens...

so ja.short but im off to work now..Hope you read it all..im quizzing you soon!