The search for Ferdi

London - England

Well known sports writer The Ferdi is the cause of much commotion. On the 2nd of the September he was seen stealing an old lady. The lady only known as mommy to her children and fellow old age home inmates, was reportedly stolen while awaiting an enema.

"Mommy" as pictured below was a well loved woman in the community of oxygen thieves, She was an avid channel changer aswell as a Mash potato hogger. Many dont expect her safe return.


Ferdi seemed to start exibiting strange behaviour around the time his parents announced their departure to Southern mexico. Psychologists believe its a classic case of over exhaustion and lack of nutritional foods, Chipss and steak should be fed to this young man if he is spotted.

Ferdi, made famous by his Fat eye for a rugby guy thread on Jnforums.com was made to wake up at ungodly hours by his now deceased sister, cazz. She wont be missed. She died while cleaning the outside of her 70th floor window. Police dont suspect it was homicide and honestly cant be botherd.

Ferdi can be recognised by his sexyness and large unflabby waist line, He is around this tall. Weighing in at around 250pounds, pure beef for you ladies. Police ask that you phone them, as they want an autograph from the well known writer.