Why you shouldnt count youre chickens before they hatch

So I am back from the interview, What a scary place, Firstly they get you all comfortable with semi decent looking woman walking around. Then they scare the poop out of you with this ugly woman.

I went into the interview room, looked past the cuffs and whips. Cause i mean, who am i to judge, Incomes this attractive woman, she asks me to fill out a form, So im like cool.They are testing me to check if i can write, So i fill it in, about 3/4 the way through i realise im rewriting my bladdy cv. What a cheek! This is why i put patents on it,Well i pretended to.

So the questioning starts.

woman whos name i forgot: Why do you wanna leave youre current employer
Me: cause i hate americans and our boss is american (actually i said, i dont see a future at my company)
Wwnif: so you married
Me: in a serious relationship, (explained about ferdi and weasel,also about how much of a slut weasel is), god damn my looks

Wwnif: so you like wanna work here?
me: hell yeah(lighting up a smoke)
wwnif: um,ok , do you know what a pc is
me: stupid woman, how do you think i typed my cv, of course i do
wwnif: sorry im supposed to be in the kitchen
me: i knew it!
wwnif:youre sexy
me: thanks, but i told you,im spoken for

wwnif: well, we will phone you later in the week, and stop smoking in my office
me: Make me..and thanks!


so ja, i think it went well....HOLD F*&^ing thumbs