Weasel is the man

This morning i woke up..ready to take cailin to gold reef city.Cape town only has ratanga so i thought id show her the real deal

I went and showered did the whole shebang and then had brekkie.When what do i hear?Weasel knocking on the door...hmmmm .I thought, does he love me?No....


He came to tell me my car was broken into.The fudgers took my radio,speakers,cd's and my bladdy psp..Greg if youre reading this.Ill get you a new playgear protector thingy.Im really sorry.also i think i might have killed youre snake....


so ja.Short blog to tell you if you see someone with a Korn Bracelet running around town.BLIKSEM THE KAK OUT OF THEM.

Medical aids

What a bladdy rip off.Seriously!im not on one.but still the amount that pharmacy's charge you if youre on one.Its daylight robbery.Simple medication that actually lets you get out of bed costs more than most people spend on food a month.Its a disgrace

Ive been told by my boss that i have to join a medical aid.Im looking at joining discovery.mainly cause the kak company i work for pays half.So....thats what im going to have to do soon.Very soon.

Ive started my leave early cause well...im dog sick.Ive been bed ridden for the last 2days.and last week.well i hardly ate.Its a very scary thing for a fat kid like myself.


anywhooooo...
ill try and post as often as i can.but no promises.Tink you better post!

Really people.Think things through

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1. A site called Who Represents where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name wait for it is www.whorepresents.com

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7. If youre looking for computer software, theres always www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, theres these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at www.gotahoe.com



Found on Here

Bruce Lee

Its my new favourite pic!

To gary

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Why i hate staying at home

Well staying at home means i do nothing all day.As fun as that may seem.Its not.Its one big horrible reminder of how boring and monotonus primary school was.sitting on youre rear end all day doing nothing is the worst punishment i can recieve.

Yes on weekends i dont mind doing it.Because there is proper shit on tv.Not Alias from 18years ago.Or that dallas kak.Dont get me started on rikkie lake.What a stupid bladdy lesbian.Someone please shoot her in the foot,laugh at her then shoot her knee cap off.Why does she have to be so.....Talkative.Bitch youre not even hot!

So ja.back onto why i hate staying home.Sitting at home means the maid has time to actually talk to me.I dont talk to the help.Im not racist,im not above her.She is just a broken record.I need a new mop.I need the new washing powder.I need the dog to stop biting me.Shuttup a bit.Really.Look around the answers are there somewhere.....

but ja.then there is keeping youre self entertained...You cant go sleep,cause then there is no way youre going to sleep enough tonight.Thats why we dont get nap time at the office anymore.That and i apparently talk in my sleep...

I ended up playing psp most of the day.Still feel shit and lost out on alot of work....Staying at home sucks ass!

So this weekend was kak

well most of it i spent rolling around in my bed.Its impossible to sleep when youre sick.Last night for instance,i got in a whole 2-3hours sleep.The rest of the time i was changing between shivering and sweating.I know you all wanted to know that..


So friday night meant early sleepy time,as greg wanted to go to Richards bay to pick up a package, He kinda woke me up by going to the bathroom.I thought it was a burglar,but when he let rip and made a stinker i thought,No ways....Its greg.

Saturday saw me waking up at 5ish.Sore throat,painful chest,and i think i lost my teddy bear.....Wound up at the beerfestival.Went and fetched foo and his woman.Then drank for a while.All the photos are over exposed(stupid bladdy cellphone cameras).But if you wanna see them,go onto jnforums....its there somewhere...

Sunday.well ja.That was just me lying on the couch....

I must be emo

Thanks ferdi and basti for letting me know about this......

Friday and the weekend to follow

So ive made it through what must be the longest friday ever.

It all started at around 2:30 this morning.Last night when i was going home,The flu hit me badly.Went to bed early,but from 2ish,i kept waking up.This morning i was in the office at about 6:05.Bit earlier than normal.

Since then the whole day has just dragged on.Isnt it amazing how when you want the day to fly by it just refuses to.Its so bladdy irratating.The more i look at the clock the slower the day seems to go by.

So this weekend is going to be a blast.Jeremy from Urban Trash and the owner of JNForums is going to be up.He might even be at the beer festival that i mentioned yesterday.He's never seen The ferdinova.So i reckon there just might be alot of hugging going on.Esp if ferdi has a few beers in him.

Gregs also going to be gone for the weekend.Ive got the whole house to myself no greg moaning at me for not wearing a shirt.or forgetting to flush.Heaven!

So ja make it a good one.Cheers ladies and gents