Stupid Girl

So today on slackers i found a link to a video.Yes i know you all hate videos, But look at me care

This one is about modern Wh0res.
Dont worry its totally safe for work



Think about it

Nirvana are commercial

Nirvana's iconic 1991 single "Smells Like Teen Spirit" beat out hits from Madonna, Britney Spears and U2 to be named the best pop song in 20 years by Britain's Q Magazine.

In its November issue, which celebrates Q's 20th anniversary, the publication set out to identify the top 20 singles of the past two decades. Their picks range from pop sensations like Britney Spears' " ... Baby, One More Time," and Outkast's "Hey Ya" to The Prodigy's punk/techno mix "The Firestarter" and Guns N' Roses' hard-edged rock ballad, "Sweet Child O' Mine."

"The thing about 'Smells Like Teen Spirit,' it was a watershed moment in rock music. It changed everything," said Q magazine deputy editor Gareth Grundy of the iconic Nirvana hit. "It put heavy music back on the map in the early 90's, really, that combination of punk-rock anger and the heavy Black Sabbath 70's metal. It was something new. Sulky kids everywhere loved Nirvana and continue to do so."

Who would have thunked it. Nirvana are actually comercial

KKKramer

So i dont know if the three people that read my blog know about this, but Kramer(Micheal richards) is apparently a racist,



So heres the story, poor old Kramer was doing a show at the club, when a bunch of idiots went and tried to heckle a comedian, Him. You see, you dont do that. Thats like tackling a nfl player, expect to get youre ass kicked. So Kramer went and replied with some racist slurs, Not in the begining of the abuse, the audience is laughing, but as soon as the black okes started giving him shit back. The audience jumped sides. It also amazes me that the whole show wasnt put up on youtube and google video. You probably have a few more racist jokes in there. BUT that will prove he makes jokes about racism.

Chris Rock, Bill Engvel, Eddie izzard all make the odd racist comment, fair enough he pushed it a bit far. But the heckling from the audience continued. So what was he supposed to do? Shutup and take the abuse?

Check how the media can turn things around to fit their view



But atleast we laugh about it...

Braai etiquette

So thanks to Joblog and slackers for pointing this public service announcement out to me

There are Minki photos!

Ok so the debate still rages about the validity of the pics, But I for one believe they are real.

They are slowly but surely being posted all over the net, and chump-styles is the first blog ive seen with them on.The okes at slackers.co.za have 3 pics of her,in about 5 threads. They are the main reason that people actually looked for them, Well thats what i believe.

This woman is hot, no matter what anyone says. She deserves to be a model, she has the body for it, she has the looks and the lack of, well upstairs facilities.


So the pics leaked out after a friend photographed her in the tub(lucky friend) but there are more to come, here is just one of them

oh and its all safe for work , at the mo

On a lighter note

So this is just a reminder that Friday night Chromium and some other bands, Inershia included are playing at Kahoonies, Its on ontdekkers road, (near the dance palace, dont ask how i know) So you all better be there,

OR I KILL YOU DED!<--- thats for ferdi

quick one

So no ones posted here in ages, so i thought id do it.

Seeing as im the reliable one that doesnt take leave,Tink, or the one that is still learning to type fast, murderdoll


So this weekend my mommy is back, thats cool,cause i havent seen her in over a month, She is coming down for interviews and so forth, hopefully she gets something and moves down, Cause heaven help us if my boet has to live with bernadine and i alone. He is going to be a naughty shit. Trust me.

So its almost payday, Cromium is playing on friday night, and i know where the place is.MWAHAHAHA im that good. really i am.

Wonder if cazz and them will make it,



oh one more flavour from me, please go to www.demofilter.co.za and vote for chromium, you cant let the other gay bands beat them, please!

I got raped

The interview was a disaster, i got drilled sideways, they killed me with questions, Its a nightmare

My thursday

So this morning i just knew the day wasnt going to go good. I just woke up with that feeling, you know.while driving to work you wonder, did i turn the stove off, did i lock the cat outside, are the rats fed. But thats when i realised i didnt use the stove, we dont own a cat, and the rats eat anything.

My pc has packed up, yes, Ive lost around 30gigs worth of partially downloaded programs, Games, movies, music and so forth. This has happend before, but still it hurts alot. Ive pretty much given up on torrents. TORRENTS SUCK ASS. they are slow, unreliable and i end up seeding 20gigs for a 100mb file. Bastards..

But ja. i think today might just turn around a little later, cause im going for a job interview, again... Hoping for the best.

But ja. thats it from me for a while.

The search for Ferdi

London - England

Well known sports writer The Ferdi is the cause of much commotion. On the 2nd of the September he was seen stealing an old lady. The lady only known as mommy to her children and fellow old age home inmates, was reportedly stolen while awaiting an enema.

"Mommy" as pictured below was a well loved woman in the community of oxygen thieves, She was an avid channel changer aswell as a Mash potato hogger. Many dont expect her safe return.


Ferdi seemed to start exibiting strange behaviour around the time his parents announced their departure to Southern mexico. Psychologists believe its a classic case of over exhaustion and lack of nutritional foods, Chipss and steak should be fed to this young man if he is spotted.

Ferdi, made famous by his Fat eye for a rugby guy thread on Jnforums.com was made to wake up at ungodly hours by his now deceased sister, cazz. She wont be missed. She died while cleaning the outside of her 70th floor window. Police dont suspect it was homicide and honestly cant be botherd.

Ferdi can be recognised by his sexyness and large unflabby waist line, He is around this tall. Weighing in at around 250pounds, pure beef for you ladies. Police ask that you phone them, as they want an autograph from the well known writer.

The weekend is upon something

So this weeks probably been the bestest week ever, well apart from the odd black out we had, but ja.

Monday, got a call for an interview, thinking schweet, i went, hopefully i hear from the woman today, wednesday, got a call again,from another person, thursdays interview went well aswell as did todays,

Monday i will go for a second interview in rivonia(slap me if i know where though)

So now how to end of the bestest week ever?Well try surprising ferdi and weasel tonight, NO ONE TELL THEM IM COMING, ok...

we are going to trash the house one more time before their parents come back, The old folk have been gone for almost 2months, i miss them.

Anywhoo just wanted to fill you okes in, as if you care

The complexity surrounding mid asia and the lower east

Hahahaha ja right, id actually post something like that, Instead,heres a cartoon or two

Now thats humor!

Why you shouldnt count youre chickens before they hatch

So I am back from the interview, What a scary place, Firstly they get you all comfortable with semi decent looking woman walking around. Then they scare the poop out of you with this ugly woman.

I went into the interview room, looked past the cuffs and whips. Cause i mean, who am i to judge, Incomes this attractive woman, she asks me to fill out a form, So im like cool.They are testing me to check if i can write, So i fill it in, about 3/4 the way through i realise im rewriting my bladdy cv. What a cheek! This is why i put patents on it,Well i pretended to.

So the questioning starts.

woman whos name i forgot: Why do you wanna leave youre current employer
Me: cause i hate americans and our boss is american (actually i said, i dont see a future at my company)
Wwnif: so you married
Me: in a serious relationship, (explained about ferdi and weasel,also about how much of a slut weasel is), god damn my looks

Wwnif: so you like wanna work here?
me: hell yeah(lighting up a smoke)
wwnif: um,ok , do you know what a pc is
me: stupid woman, how do you think i typed my cv, of course i do
wwnif: sorry im supposed to be in the kitchen
me: i knew it!
wwnif:youre sexy
me: thanks, but i told you,im spoken for

wwnif: well, we will phone you later in the week, and stop smoking in my office
me: Make me..and thanks!


so ja, i think it went well....HOLD F*&^ing thumbs

45 more minutes

In about 45minutes I am going for the first in ages, hopefully its not the last one.

Its with a company here in randburg, They outsource guys to FNB RMB and some other acronyms, Cazz im going to be you're IT guy soon, well hopefully, actually hopefully not.

But ja, Wish me luck

AutoAfrica

So ja. As you might have read , we went to autoafrica on saturday, What a bladdy dissapointment, There were just cars there, no cool merry go rounds, no big wheels. That show sucked!

I got to see the oros man, only problem was he fell into the vanish stands vat, so he came out white, i personally felt it was very racist to have him walking around there.. Silly white people.

And yes, I GOOD GAMED HIM! i swear i even heard a voice from above go, "nice one" , although it might have been Jono, gregs smaller,big boet.

I got to see a bunch of cars, the best of which was the R8, Man that thing is sexy beyond words, Id give up cailin, greg, chocolate, and maybe even veloria(snake) for just one drive in that car. It oooozes something that cant be explained, in a good way of course.

I did get a bunch of pictures,but because they were taken on my cellphone, it came out kak.so over the next week,or two days, i will be posting some of them, the better ones anyways,

Here is my new dream

Become Indispensable!

If you've met some of the people that repair computers for a living, you might be shocked at their diversity of knowledge, experience, and behavior. Some are hands-down great technicians, but many seem like unprepared and ignorant kids who you wouldn't trust your toaster to, let alone something as critical to your life or business as your PC.

An outstanding technician is one who with professionalism and courtesy solves all the problems a user has without introducing new stresses or worries. These tips are written to aid technicians in following a path that is bound to put them above the pack and become indispensable to their clients and business. Every one of these tips can be taken as a matter of habit and will certainly boost your confidence as a technician and the money you bring into your business.

1) Never panic.

Don't respond emotionally if you do not understand a problem. Never scratch your head and act worried. If you don't know what something is, it's okay -- you can figure it out. Part of being a technician is being excited about discovering and solving new problems. If you fear or stress over repairs, you're simply in the wrong line of work.

2) Be professional.

First and foremost, show up on time. If you're going to be 5 minutes late to your appointment, call the client and let them know. I once received a $20 tip because I called to let a client know I was running 3 to 5 minutes late. Before I arrived I debated whether or not to call, but the client stated specifically this was why he tipped me. Being professional means dressing nicely, taking a shower, spitting out your gum, and not using foul language. Think of it like you're going to a job interview because every service call is essentially just that. If you want the client's business now and in the future, you should be as professional as possible at all times.

3) Remember their name and give them yours.

Introduce yourself with a strong handshake and say, "Hi, I'm Dan, nice to meet you." (with your name of course and preferred greeting). Most clients will respond with, "I'm [insert name here], nice to meet you, too." Being social does not come naturally to most computer geeks, myself included, but it's something you should constantly work to improve. Consider it a privilege that you're meeting so many new people monthly and that this is just one of the cool aspects of your job. Remembering the names of every person you meet may seem difficult, so make it a habit and work on it daily. Write them down if you have to – they are that important!

When a client gives you, some stranger, the name of their kids, friends, or anyone else, they think you're important enough to meet these people and know their names. Also these people are important enough to your client to introduce them to you – and many may become clients later simply because you've been introduced. Remembering every name is a surefire way to top-of-the-line service that nobody in town can rival.

4) Don't be afraid to call in for backup.

If you can't diagnose a problem, search the Internet. If that doesn't work, phone a friend. Ultimately, people really only want to see their problem fixed by whatever means necessary. While they may be impressed by your recall ability of every computer problem ever encountered, they will be infinitely more impressed when you fix the issue correctly.

5) Have your tools ready before you arrive.

A good technician can squeeze by with only a few tools. I carried a notebook bag with a decent notebook, a flash drive in my pocket with some basic tools, a couple diagnostic CDs for running hard drive and memory tests, some paper, pens, blank CDs, and so-on. If you've been a technician for even a few days, you should know basically what you need and don't need. Bring memory everywhere you go. You'll be shocked how many people don't have enough RAM which makes for a quick add-on sale and high customer satisfaction. Bring all the tools you require into the house. You should really only need to go back to your car for specific hardware replacements or upgrades.

6) Ask plenty of questions.

Don't be the diagnostic wizard and try to figure out everything yourself. A few quick replies from your client can solve a lot of headaches. Here are a few generic questions to ask: When did the problem start? Was anything changed since the problem began? What are the symptoms or error messages you're seeing? How do you get around the problem? Have you had any other problems in the past you would like to fix? Would you like to know how anything else on your computer can be upgraded or improved? Do you want your computer to do anything it currently cannot do?

7) Write down all problems and check them off as you fix them.

When paired with your geek mind, paper and a pen are about the most useful tools in your arsenal. Write down all the answers to the questions you've asked (see #6) and begin connecting the dots. Write possible explanations for each problem. As you begin the repair, write detailed steps you plan to take to complete the repair (backup pictures, install hard drive, install operating system, reinstall drivers, install Quickbooks, etc.). Cross out the steps as you complete them. Verify that everything works with the client before you leave and show him what you did (See #10). This is much easier with written notes.

8) Formatting is never an option.

Well, almost never. Formatting to fix even a moderate software problem is a very irresponsible move. People might say they have no critical data (or only photos, for example), but they probably installed plenty of codecs, web plugins, and other things that they use daily and take for granted. They may have customized the fonts, the desktop settings, the shortcuts, theme, and more. Formatting when facing crisis is the sign of a rookie technician. Try your best to fix the problem correctly, researching if necessary, and only format if you're certain there's no other way or the repair would take several more hours without formatting (which is usually not the case). If you must format, make a huge list of everything the client uses daily to be sure that no issues are presented later when it's too late to recover.

9) Answer any questions they have and let them watch you work if they want to.

Sometimes clients would ask me tons of questions while I work. I'm an excellent multi-tasker as most computer enthusiasts are, so I don't mind. It's fun for a non-techy person to watch a real technician dig into their PC and troubleshoot it. If you're doing a good job you should be proud to show them. Avoiding a client's questions is a sure way to lose repeat business and satisfaction.

10) Leave detailed job notes and a receipt.

Using your notes, reconstruct what you did for every step of the repair. Outline specifically what was replaced and why, to avoid issues later. Write a section in your notes for recommended actions a user could take to avoid the problem later. If you recommended additional hardware or services, mention why, the benefits, where to buy it, approximate cost, and so-on.

Add your e-mail address or phone number so the client can contact you personally. This way the client feels he is not stranded if the problem comes back. A 1-800-support or warranty number is not nearly as useful as a genuine personal contact. Save or print two copies: one for you and one for your client. Keep a copy so you can reference this visit later and remember exactly what you did and did not do. You will inevitably have to come back out to some clients' houses – these notes will act as blueprints for the first repair so you can know what you're in for ahead of time.

11) Know the major issues and don't skip them.

While you can do most research on the web for specific issues, never rule out the most common issues for computer problems without doing a full diagnostic of all hardware and software. Spyware, bad memory, bad hard drives, corrupted drivers, and power surges will probably account for the majority of your service calls. Always test memory and hard drives. It does not take very long with a DFT (Drive Fitness Test) quick test and a MemTest scan using Ultimate Boot CD. Also, with home networking, you'll replace a lot of routers, so always keep plenty in your vehicle.



This was stolen from here

Reall important announcement

GO TO WWW.URBANTRASH.CO.ZA NOW


Jeremy has a book coming out,and you okes need to buy it.ASAP!

no blogs lately

Yes yesterday we skipped on the whole blogging thing. But to make it up to my loyal readers, I beat the crap out of greg.
Thats right, i beat him so badly he didnt even come to work today. Now to track down tink , Rumor has it she owes us a part three of something or another. Well before i do that, i just wanna say, I WANNA WATCH SAW3, apparently people are fainting in cinema's and small kids are crying.

This movies going to be awesome, so ster kinekor, Get you shit working, I wanna be first in line to watch it.