Mad Salaries

I was watching Carteblanche last night,They had a thing about the recent power cuts in CapeTown. They spoke to a big boss from Eskom. This guy was earning around 900k a month.HOW THE HELL CAN YOU EARN THAT MUCH???

Not even the president earns that much, Found this on Hellkom
"Telkom CEO's salary in 2004: R11.1 million which equates to:
R1,267/hour or
R30,410/day or
R213,461/week or
R925,000/month
Sizwe Nxasana's R11.1 million could keep 183 people employed for 1 year at R5,000 a month."

I could be happy on that salary for a short time.Maybe two three years,Then retire,Wouldnt that just be brilliant.Honestly.I dont think i could last that long.How stressful must that job be to justify that salary?What business can actually justify that?How do you explain to youre shareholders that Billyboy needs to earn R1,267 an hour.

Then you look at the other end of the spectrum,Guys and girls that scratch through rubbish dumps,Just to get a rotten meal.How can big companies that "give a crap" actually let this happen?How many low cost houses can we build with telkom and eskoms huge salaries?

I think i hear people shouting "But they deserve those pay checks".No they dont.No one that does normal office work does.Esp not the Eskom oom Thulani Gcabashe. It really breaks my heart to think this oke has so much and yet there are 5 year olds out there that have to fight to get their meals.What do those kids think of the world?What are they actually living for.Yet those households are the happiest,well amongst the happiest,Not because of material possesionis,But rather because of the love that they recieve from their parents.

Maybe Thulani and co must take a serious look around.They'd go from doos of the week to hero's in one quick swipe of the credit card

but hey thats just my idea.probably wont work.Making the last 5minutes of youre life worthless.

Piracy

Its everywhere..Flea Markets,Dodgy buddies,youre cd rack!!But whats so wrong about it?

Yes we are taking money away from the games designers,the artists and dorks sitting behind computers making rave music. But think of it this way, arent they actually doing it to themselves?
How many of us can afford to go watch movies regularly,buy a few cd's and maybe a game or two?I cant...Therefore i pirate.

Yes, im a pirate.I admit it,and honestly, im not looking for help. But Im slightly different to most others.The stuff i pirate I either delete if its kak,or i source out the original.Music wise sometimes its a bit harder.Cky , Elefant, ect are not commercially avalible in SA,cause we are kak.You have to import it here.Thats kinda more expensive.Before HIM became mega famous over here,i actually had one of their cd's,R220 for one cd.Trust me my heart was broken when some doos stole it out of my car.But thats a different story.

Why on earth do we have to pay these exorbitant prices?Do celebrities have to earn tens of millions for a movie?do artists and record companies have to make so much off cd's?Why is it that they can keep Sterkinekor open at R14 a movie,but then they can change their prices back to R30+- ?? Where is the logic?Doesnt that just shout please.download me rather!

They are bringing it on themselves.

ok.dont have that much time,So this one is going to be short.

but remember,im still wasting youre life.

Stupid people

Ok im running low on ideas again.So im branching one off a buddies site. Vomit boy can write good shite...trust me.

Why do we still have stupid people around?We have so many death traps around to catch,i mean possibly hurt, no thats not it,um help them.Yet they arent decreasing in numbers.They just seem to breed in huge amounts.Like rabbits.Stupid rabbits.

Everyones favourite stupid person has to be George W, Has anyone actually listend to his speeches?They make even less sense than my blog.Try googling for some of them,Have a read and then agree with me,Cause youre going to. This also means that the majority of americans (yes i dont like them) are also kinda doff.They voted him back in.He is like a virus or something.

Stupid people come in many different forms.You could just have youre average guy that doesnt know how quantum physics works,But they are still bearable. The ones that I truly detest has to be the dillweeds that dont want to learn.The people that work at my office.It seems its easier for them to break something,phone me,wait a bit,I fix it,they carry on working.Than to actually listen to me when I try and teach them to fix it. How hard is it to map a network drive,might be hard for non IT people.BUT!! I give step by step instructions.Some of them dont even know where "my computer" is...One just has to wonder how they got dressed.

We see signs of dumbnutness all over the place,warning labels on products are the most obvious. Who showers with a hair dryer?Honestly.Who eats preperation H?Have you ever used shampoo?ITS GOT STEP BY STEP INSTRUCTIONS ON IT!!What are our parents for?dont they kinda pass that knowledge inendvertindly to you?Somethings should also just be common sense.Dont smoke when filling up youre car...You might put a little to much in.Stuff like that.

Ignorance must be bliss,cause dumbnuts are always smiling,I see them in the traffic everyday.Normally they have seat so far forward that their elbows are behind the steering wheel.Carelessly changing lanes,Skipping robots,doing 40 on the highway cause they want to keep a 10car gap between them and the guy in front.I get stuck behind these people alot.

Imagine a world where all stupids were on an island.Away from us.Aaaah that would be brilliant now wouldnt it?

As Roffe says "The problem is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a major punishment, but we could remove safetylabels off everything and let the problem solve itself"
Amen man

5more min done..gone out of youre life.Now to go shave near an open flame

Online Nic's

Apparently we all have them,cause its dangerous to give out youre real name on the internet..Cause you never know when it might just be a creepy old dude that might wanna cut off youre willy and smoke it like a pipe.Hey it could happen,ive seen it in a weird german movie..

Well Nics vary, Ive had a few,Mainly to keep the restraining orders away,But eventually decided to stick with Marbro.My jedi name apparently.Its a mix of Martin and Brown,Who'd have thunk it.Oh i also hate malboro cigs,They suck..

Ive been playing Darkthrone for quite a while now,and recently started noting the nic's that people use.Some are just scary,You get youre odd SATANS SON, and so on,but some are actually creative, Alpha,Dark force and so on,Ones that are made for gaming,Yet on forums,they go by total other names, Shades MC goes by Geoff on Jnforums dunno why.Personally,its just to many names to remember

Nics i hate are the obviously sexual ones.Blowjob69, tinytits, BlackMansWilly and so on. Its kinda freaky,Cause you just know tinytits is a man,blowjob is a transexual, and blackmanswilly is me,or someone else with a tiny trouser snake. This has made me think, do you shape youre online personality(yes almost everyone has one) around youre nick,or do you decide first what type of person you want to be online?What if you get found out?How long will it take before you figure another one out?

One more thing that bugs me is like i mentioned earlier,nics are there for anonimity, yet youre email address you give out is normally a business or home mail address,so the convo probably goes something like this, Hey im BJ69, im so randy,mail me pics of youre naked ass please,here is my mail address JohnSmith@reallykakascompany.com . Kinda defeats the purpose of the whole image you created.

Yes i know not everyone will give out their work address,but then you have to go thru the shlep of making a new address and it turns out to be BJ692003@hotmale.com doesnt have the same ring.

So anyways,just wasted more of youre life,Cant believe youre still hanging around.Jeepers.

Thats all from me,Superlongpenis444

Fast Food....

Fast food in general is kakky,But I still prefer it to normal home cooked stuff,Esp since my mommy cant cook anymore.I think she is broken,Nando's is at the bottom of my list, steers just just beats them. Kfc on the otherhand.Well now.Normal kfc,POEFIES!, cold kfc,HEAVEN, i seriously dig it,the morning after,when you track down that one piece that youve had to hide from a flat mate,mom,dad ect ect...
Its the perfect thing for the modern man,It keeps you fat,and that as we all know is a major turn on for woman,You just look manly and rugged when you have to push youre belly out the way to turn youre escourts steering wheel.

At one stage i was eating mcd's and kfc every night,well one of them a night anyways..But then my body and wallet started taking a beating.So i had to chill.I still seriously crave the stuff.

any ways...More of youre life gone,You dont really have to read this,Its just my little opinion.and in life...That normally means nothing.

Blogs

I was always under the impression,That blogs are like diaries,except you kinda post youre diary on the net,Turns out i was wrong,

Some okes believe that its just for Right wing extremists,that simply want to convey that God Hates Pooftas.I think its actually in the middle somewhere.Hey i could also be wrong,Hope i dont piss any freaky germans off again.

One of the things that confuses me the most is,Why on earth would someone actually read a blog article like mine,That is boring,a complete waste of time,and probably the reason why americans are fat,Then reply,and say "you suck".I appreciate crit,But really,Put a little more oomph into it,Use caps.Do something,or just go wack off youre neighbours dog.

Ive tried to read others blogs,but i find myself falling asleep and drooling on my keyboard when i read,Dilberts blog and so on.(Yes mine isnt brilliant,Hell i dont even know how to post a pic in it yet.) Yet i read ol jeremy's blog quite often,Probably cause he is funny.But hey,also cause im an ass kisser,apparently anyways.


so there we go,another 5min out of youre life,that you will never get back,
If you wanna flame me,Come to JNFORUMS and flame me where i will respond.Doos

1st real blog....from me

Ok i just realised that i chose the worst possible time to start a blog...why i hear you ask,

Cause im going to botswana for 10days.Im leaving in about 40minutes, I need a break,worked way to hard way to quickly.The nice thing about botswana is the fact that I can chill alot.I dont do anything there except the odd drinking session.Get together with buddies,or just laze around the swimming pool.

Im listening to Geekloveradio No reason why, just sometimes these guys talk about cool shit.They broadcast from Ohio, in their apartment,i think...Nice thing about their stuff,they swear,talk shit, and help geeks with love problems

if only i had heard them when i was in highschool,no wait, I would still be a loser..


Fuck,i dont know what else to talk about..Crap this is actually quite hard,Not even listening to Thunder struck helps...damnit,i need chuck norris.He will help!im sure of it.

Hmmm what to talk about,what to talk about.....I geuss i could just jump straight into something controversial,like Gay blood donation,Premarital sex,or The A-Team, but nah.dont have the energy,or the intelligence, Im slowly getting some more topics,but alas they are just topics,My anaconda(no a real anaconda,you sicko), my car,hobbies, Hotties that i know and stalk....sick jokes.Censorship...why i use so many fullstops...

but that can wait,cause im on my way to botswana,to take pictures,maybe hook up,chill and destress....

Yo and stuff

Ok. My name is martin, 21, male and I live in Jhb SA, Shit i hate having to do this shit...But everyone else is doing it,so i must.I geuss im a bit of a sheep when it comes to that.

Um, ja. If youre going to actually read this, I have to warn you, Its a major waste of time,im a seriously boring person. Yes i do make funnies,But they are almost as rare as chickens teeth.Reason for doing this,well a guy i consider to be a good buddy, Jeremy Nell, has his own one,and he never writes nice articles,always about gays,blood, sheep dogs and stuff like that,Really really boring.Honestly i Never ever suggest going to his blog. It cant be found thru this link,so click on THIS I promise it will take you to heaven...

Um back to me, im a network administrator, work for a seriously fucked up company. Get paid less than peanuts,but the people i work with,boss and so on are cool.So its kinda hard to leave.Plus i have alot of free time at work,HENCE THE BLOG

ok well thats about all.so now for the first time ever im going to click on the publish post button....OOOOOOOOOO*insert scary music,mariah carey should work fine*ooooooooooo
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