so thursday has hit us.Eventually.This weeks taken way to long, and ive been way to busy.Quite alot has gone on since i flew back from CT.I cant really tell you what though.cause i was sworn to secrecy when ferdi was caught cooking.
Anywhoo.I see that Tink has been recieving more replies to her blogs than me.Whats up with that kak people.Come on.Even if its a simple.Voetsek we dont want to read youre kak.A reply is a reply.Really.Its only 17minutes out of youre day.
So this weekends the beerfest.Yes thats right.Last year i met my bestest of buddies.Basti. He is so cool.The really cool part is we all drink on the church grounds.Ive never seen stuff like that happen before.Its really scary.
The beer fest is at a german church somewhere near A big shopping centre in a place near a macdonalds.Email carol if you need more specific directions.But all men should be able to find it.Quite easily.
So ja.Expect photos on monday.But till then,we have that kak little day called Friday....
So this morning i got to work,expecting to have a nice quiet day.How wrong could i be
This morning i got in and saw that one of the new games im downloading was done.So I thought,what the hell.Let me try it.But the problem is,Its to big for my psp's memory stick.Its only about 60mb to big though...
This led me to go searching for Devhook 0.46,its one above the program im currently using,But it has a feature where i can play games off my pc's hard drive.Effectively making a 80 odd gig hard drive,for my psp.Not a mobile one though.
So now im sitting at around 85% of the third download that im trying...Its starting to piss me off.ITS BLADDY SLOW.
So this morning at around 8 ish I invited Tink (The real tink) to start writing on my blog,Well i sent the invite...
She still isnt on..hmmmm.Is it cause she is a woman?Is it cause karma has something against her?Or is it me?
Well from my side everything seems fine.Thats why i prefer doing things.I know whats wrong,Why its not working and so on.Plus i can shift the blame on someone else then.
I reckon im a movie expert. Cause i must have watched at least a billion of them. There are many similartiy's in all those movies.And today,Im going to talk about some of those.
In almost all teen movies,The woman are even worse than in real life.Sometimes the little old lass would actually go and decide to give up her virginity,But..She doesnt tell the guy.She rather goes on to tell all her friends and half the school.So when the special night actually arrives,the guy isnt interested,Well he is,but he is just sick of being turned down night after night.
In almost all action movies, The good guy nearly dies.At least once,In 24,(i know its a series) Jack Bauer goes and dies twice.HOW DO YOU DO THAT?Take rambo,he gets shot at,many many times,He takes on the bladdy pakistani army and wins.Thats just not something i can do.
In most romantic movies, there is the whole im pissed off with him,and hes pissed off with her thing.Why!oh for the love of the audience,Bonk and get it over with.Its really the only reason people go watch that kak.
In most horror movies, the poor innocent virgin(thats a lie btw) always runs upstairs.She never runs out the front door.Even though its right there.Sometimes they even run into the house to get out.WHAT THE HELL!come on directors and script writers.Make up some new stuff.
In most sci fi movies, there is an alien on board, well some sort of creature anyways.I dont believe in aliens...
so ja.short but im off to work now..Hope you read it all..im quizzing you soon!
ok so ive always believed that rave is kak because its just a dumbass sitting behind a pc making songs that sound way to similar as all other rave songs.
But after watching a vid i found on youtube,i kinda realised that the new rockers are similar,in a way.They almost sound alike,but the same basic principal idea is followed.
You got youre cookie monster vocals.COOOOKIE!angry men running around sounding asif they are going to bliksem someone.There is the essential moshing section, a long chorus,Same line repeated alot.
And apparently a gay part.Im not to sure about that though.So ja.What has become of rock?Will we survive this horrid attack?
Oh in this clip,the comedian also comments on how what we refer to as high speed ravers,look like gaytard.Thats my new word...
Normally this isnt a problem.But today i thought i was supposed to be at a confrence.Did the whole rushing around thing,Got to the confrence at around 8:15, only to find out Id hired a technician to work today.Well atleast that was coverd
Get into the office and find out all hell has broken loose.My gm and boss had a screaming match,So for the rest of the day ive been fixing pc's and sending them out as quick as possible.Man its hard,Right now im struggling to find a certain VGA driver.all i have to go on is the motherboard code. cm33-tc .....Its kak.
Ive been on this problem for a good two hours.I feel like a dumbass.So any IT guys out there..Help...
So picture this.Last night on the way home,in Gregs new car.Him and I driving alone humming to britney,when Marbro looks over and notices the tempreature gauge...This car is brand spanking new,only around 800km on it..But the car was overheating.Well thats what the gauge told us.Lying little piece of crap......
We stop,check everything out,but cant find the fault,even though he was next to me...Turns out when you play his radio,The temp goes thru the roof,well sort of.
But ja.I geuss that was just a small reminder of his old Langley(piece of kak rubbish stupid bladdy japanese crap!).We made it home,No problems what so ever....
Later on,,after being totally dissapointed in my appetite.I was laying on the couch,Watching CSI, hmmmm that chickie is decent..Anywhoo back to the story.So there I was just minding my own business,When from the other side of the house i hear this clang(?) noise.It sounded asif the window was slamming closed in the wind.
My neighbour had noticed that our dog had run out.He normally parks off outside and makes a noise,Last night however,He didnt.She decided to throw stones at my bedroom window,She continued even after i opend for the dog,Unleashing the fury and wrath of the alimighty sleeping greg.Bad move.He was grumpy this morning....
So seeing as though im pissed off and crabby today,i thought id just moan and groan a bit more.
Everyone has a gripe,Something that will make you just want to scream and shout.There are hundreds of things that pop up in my head,Things like people that cant talk on a cellphone properly, people who dont know how to eat,People who cant flush a toilet,Things like that.
I hate it when youre sitting in a resturant and you hear a polyphonic version of "push the button" or a midi version of mozarts 5th.Why on gods green earth dont you just go out and get a proper phone that has decent ringtone capabilities and for the love of lurpak. ANSWER YOURE PHONE WHEN IT RINGS!After eventually answering it,these people will insist on shouting so loud that the person on the other end of the call,can bladdy well hear them,WITHOUT THE CELLPHONE.Come on people its called respect for youre fellow people
Have you ever looked around in a resturant at how other people eat?Who taught these people how to chew?Some of them almost inhale their food without chewing,But then will probably expect me to give them the Heimlich manouvre when they choke.Ididots.The breeding pool definetly needs more chlorine.Eat properly , Its the only way you wont crap out a full drum stick.
What about idiots that dont know what that little button,or lever on a toilet is used for.I personally have had to flush for around 17-3246345 of my fellow coworkers(the same people that can almost dictate what my paycheck is).Didnt youre daddy and mommy teach you how to flush when you were a kid?Geuss daddy was to busy pimping out mommy and trying to get her higher on crack when they should have been at home teaching you the basics in social ettiquette.
What about people that insist on being helped,NOW. When im busy and you continue to phone me,I will make you wait longer.I promise.If i say im going to do something,I will.Just give me a second to get a little free time ,to help you with youre personal IT issues.Dont frigging irratate me.
Then on the way home.You obviously meet the guy that just got his licence or is on his way to the optometrist.If the highway says you can do 120kmh.Then do it.If the road is clear,drive a tad faster,I promise youre engine wont just seize up and make you grind to a halt,(then again that wont be a bad thing.)
Seriously.What the hell is up with the world today?No one knows how to treat anyone else.No one knows the basics of manners.Come on people catch a wake up.Seriously there should be a written test before you or youre partner gives birth..
oh and about the spelling.Bloggers spelling machine magic maker thing is on the blink.Live with it
Big up to Marcus Evans SA for showing me the bird.
Nice one guys.But if you think im going to sit here earning less than a fucken Receptionist while everyone around me gets raises.Youve got another fucken thing coming.
So we all have run across forums.Thats where people get together and do what ever.There are basically 2 types of forums,One dedicated to a specific topic, Ie,A bands forum,gaming forum and so on,Or the social forum where almost anything goes.
Im currently on the latter,This is the type of forum where people will sit and argue about stuff that wouldnt really make a difference,Death penalty, suicide, What clothes are in and so forth.These forums are ones where you can make a topic on almost anything.
The Dedicated forum is the one that you dont really visit that often,Afterdawn is one of those,The only reason i visit it is when i need help with my psp.You see its in essence a gaming (tech) forum,You get lessons on how to play "backed up" games on youre psp or how to pass a certain level in youre newest Final Fantasy.Valuble indeed.
Back on to the social forums.Ive been thinking lately.Yes that is strange esp for me.About why i keep going to back to a certain forum.You see things just arent the same.Im still happy with the people that are on it,But i wonder,Am i just wasting time on there?What else could i be doing? Sometimes it does get kinda boring.The main theme at the moment is the birth of a child.One of the new mods had a baby girl and everyone seems only to be talking about that.Its creeping in everywhere.
My good ol buddy vomita! went and posted a nice breakdown of what he felt this forum was about.
Here it is.
"ok lets start at the world nooze forum, this is where all topical world news gets put in and then the members of jnf debate weather the story is true and convey that their opinion is somewhat better than others, little do they know it actually amounts to fuck all. The rapist still gets off, people still die and theres nothing they can do about it.
Ok lets go to the skate park, this where light conversation is put in, here you can learn what other members got up to on the weekend and even better what they PLAN to do on the weekend, yes exiting stuff. The skate park is also where you can track every single fucking movement of misses's new born child, from the moment of its conception to the last shit it took. i'm sure you eager to read it all.
ok now we come to the boardroom, this is the scariest of forums. It is where cyber dorks try to be taken seriously, they involve themselves in such dreary bullshit and the slightest ounce of humour is seen as out of line and you are from then on spoken down to and basically made to feel unequal by some dork who could not tell the difference between a vagina and a tigers bum in high school. Avoid this forum!!!
ok now lets go to mozarts opus, this is the forum of musical interest. here you get to see what other jnf'ers are listening to. theres also the wonderful meaningless drivel of finding out what song is in another jnf'ers head, yes its edge of your seat stuff.
Welcome to wollywood, this is where all things about television and films get placed. Here you are infromed of what movies to watch by a one word review that gives you no clue as to what kind of laxitive the author uses while typing. You could also do the misses a favour by voting on some television show, you could do the rest of us a favour by telling her to go get knotted.
we're walking into the colosseum, watch your step its dicey!! here you can voice your opinion on things that are mostly sport orientated. In here is the only thing that worth giving your eyes a workout for, it ferdi's fat eye, its told how it is and is actually rather hilarious, but if you're not into sports just read it for the cazzy jokes.
Would you like me to carry on?"
Bladdy funny if you ask me.This is actually quite true though about social forums.Ive seen it happen alot.I reckon this is why social forums dont really get large amounts of new members,Cause you see its sort of like joining a new school.Except if you dont know what the hell is going on.You can leave .Most people wont give a crap let alone actually get to know most people.They want idol chit chat,Maybe a few jokes etc,Thats it.
So ja.Hopefully that was a valid 100th blog entry.Yes ladies and gents Ive made 100!woo woo
Believe it or not i survived eating nothing but hotel food and lots of dessert for a whole week!I am truley a manly man.
Well this has been the longest week of my entire life!Well not really cause when you wanna get technical.SHUTTUP ROB! sorry...
So hmmmmm.Nothing really to post.Just that im sick,Im also extremely tired,and have just realised that from the 14th to the 16th im at confrences again.Damnit.But hey,Its money.Thats all that matters,I might actually have a few rands spare for when Cailin comes to visit.
Looking at our board,Im going to be rather busy for the next while.I miss sitting around doing jack shite,At the office,Cause at the confrence,im just busy with mundane kak.Hooking up lapel mic's ,changing volumes,Loading presentations.Then gaming on my psp..
Its a hard life.SO.....Expect a better blog on monday.Choo choo choo
