Friday night happenings

So my mommy came to visit this weekend.Havent seen her since I started my blog.Really long time.And yes i am a mommy's boy.I had to take my sister and her buddy out to a place called Maloneys, DONT GO THERE! Well let me rephrase that, Dont ever go there if you dont like afrikaans music.

Personally i hate it.I can stand one or two songs accidently being played, but thats only when im already trashed.We arrived there at around 7 (way to early.lesson 1), place looked cool.But thats just cause no one was attacking the jukebox/dj/ record player.We orderd the usual draught,Soco and coke ect ect, and started to drink

Then it started, Dozi,Karen, koos you name them,They were played,Karen Zoids "afrikaaners is plesierig" played 3 times before 10pm.So the natural thing was to drink the problems away.I couldnt.I tried and tried,but they just wouldnt shut up.So we resorted to teasing my sisters afrikaans friend.If any of you have ever been to a club and sat under the speakers, you would know that its impossible to hear a person when they talk to you,So she had to lean forward,Thats when we'd talk slower ect ect ect, We ripped on her for alot of things,but mainly cause she was so uptight.

The whole reason why maloneys was chosen was because of a guy called Werner,Mk89 has a program called Jol24, he was on it.So my sister is madly in love with him.The dickwad kept making me stay later and later.As soon as he hit the dance floor.We left.So ....HAHA!dick.

anywhoo. thats about it for the friday report.Boring simple,and not fun at all.Stay tuned for tomorrows waste of time

Strange people

How many of you have a weirdo working at youre office?I have quiet a few.We even have bets going as to when one of them will come in to work with a trench coat hiding a shotgun underneath.

Everyone has their quircks,thats what makes life fun.Imagine if we all were boring and mundayne, ie like me!.That would just be so wrong.Suicide rates would shoot throught the roof.Small kids wouldnt have hope and australians wouldnt exist.

Sometimes when im bored ill just sit and stare at these creatures we refer to as humans.Some of them can be quite entertaining.Never quite knowing what they are going to get up to next.Getting back to shot gun man,I dont really have to wonder what he is going to do.Cause He is in my office alot.He just stands there.Staring.Probably doing what i do.

He's been caught sniffing chairs ect.But no real danger as yet.Note I said yet,

we worry about him alot.Then there is a closet gay guy.We dont mind gay people.Hey it means more woman for the rest of us.Not that i need one.I gots me a winner.
but this closet case just refuses to admit that he is Gay.How hard can it be?Convo would probably go something like "hey, im gay." and we'd reply with "we know".See not hard at all

Sometimes just really noticing people in the office can bring a smile to youre face.The odd person that walks around talking to themselves.The guy that steals staplers for his shrine.People that have shrines ect ect.

anywhoo this is kind of a boring one.But hey that just means i succeded in boring you!cool.more life wasted
Cheers

Inconsiderate buggers

Have you ever had someone that takes you forgranted?Someone that says they will do anything for you,but never does.They expect the world from you,but only give back their "friendship"?

I gots me one of those. Trying to ditch the bugger,but just cant.They seem to latch on.Like leeches or midgets or something.They suck you dry and when you finally realise what they are doing to you.You drop them.They play the whole mind game thing with you and as if they werent ever there,leave.

I was brought up to help.Help those that are in need,and one day they will inturn help you.Oh how wrong mommy and daddy were.Yes granted there are people out there that do return favours,sometimes going out of their way to help.Friends like these are few and far between,but im veering slightly off topic.

Dont you just hate it when people only think of themselves?They expect you to drop everything that youre doing just to go help them.For the life of me I cant understand how someone can ignore another persons needs/feelings. Right now im falling asleep at my desk,because of one such thing.

Fine and fair they do help me, But is it so hard to think things thru a bit further?to plan around another persons life?To take into consideration other people work.Things like that should be at the top of ones list before you ask for a favour.But hey i geuss its just me

Enough ranting and raving.I have to go help someone again,Thanks for letting me waste more of youre life.

Now let me grab my cape,and im off

Im back!

Ok long weekend is over.Easter is done.One less holiday to waste money during.

So a small recap on what i did this weekend.Well as you avid readers should know,I bid for a psp on ebay.Got out bid by some horrible meanies.The Bids now on $150 odd ,YIKES. so im searching for more stuff.I have to get me a psp.well one with V1.5 or V2.0 on it anyways...

So during the course of the day ive been scoping ebay out.checking my bank balance...Trying to get the ideal thing,Every now and then I'd mail the okes and ask "What software is the psp running".Got two responses back, one was very helpful and the other....

"I DO NOT SHIP TO NIGERIA OR ACCEPT OTHER PAYMENT METHODS"

Seriously..WTF.I know im South African and we have a horrible past.But really.What kind of an idiot sends this out to okes that want to buy his second hand shite.I think it might be because of apartheid.Yip.Must be....

so i mailed him back a decent email.stating all the facts,you know,stuff like I was wondering what psp software it was running,cause im looking for a 1.5 ..... Youre mom shaves down there..... Youre grans dead,she gave you aids when she molested you etc etc etc. You know.Typical business man stuff.Wonder if he'll reply.

So anyways later on tonight im off to go pick up greg.The bugger is back,Woooop.Its actually quiet without him there/here... Got bored out of my skull,mainly cause the dick took my NFS mostwanted disk,So i couldnt play that, oh and I forgot my charger at the office.

Anyways.Im off again,To go waste someone else's time and money..

E-commerce

I just put a bid in for a Sony Psp with V1.50 software running on it.Dont you just love shopping online.I mean just imagine trying to tell someone in the late 70's or even 80's that one day people will be able to buy stuff from the states over a telephone wire,ON THEIR COMPUTERS.It still baffels me a bit.

The best part about buying online is that its flippen cheaper than buying stuff here,Greg got a chevelle cd a few weeks ago from his aunt,All in all it worked out to be around R170, look and listen cd shop would have ripped him over R250 for the same cd.Yet they wonder why we download.

I mainly buy on Ebay,Cause some of the guys(idiots) dont put a minimum limit on their products,Greg picked up a psp carry bag for $0.01,postage $20.Its mental i tell you!I got shades for $11 including postage.Im really inlove with ebay.The only down side is most okes dont offer to ship to SA.So you have to contact them and actually pay more and get it shipped all that kak.Its really stressful.NOT

I do all my banking online,Hardly ever carry cash around on me,i find i control my money better that way.

anywhoo im off to go get prices for my psp,selling that one,to pay for the other one.MWAHAHAHA it rocks.

sorry for wasting youre time

Originality in television

Last night while watching tv, I saw an ad about Survivor South Africa.No jeff aint coming here...But Mnet has gone and copied them,around 14years to late,but hey at least they realised that survivor isnt a fad.

Its not the only program that we seem to have copied,Idols,weakest link,Friends like these the list goes on.Yes we have slight changes to the program,sometimes.Take Starmaker story for example. You take a voetsek ugly person,chuck them into the operating room and after that you teach them how to act.Yes its good viewing (or so ive been told) but Why not come up with something "Proudly south african"?

Is it that hard?It cant be,We've come up with Noot vir Noot,there must be some okes out there that are actually working on something.HURRY UP!

Im personally getting sick of watching south africans cock up a tv series,over and over and over.I cant stand Fiona,she is the worst hostess ever,Her humor is so planned,Her insults try and cut deep,but could be easily laughed off.She really could be replaced with someone else.

Thats how desperate we are to copy something thats brilliant.We found a clone! can you believe it.

I must say on a positive side,our tv adverts are the best in the world.Yes you get the odd foreign one that is funny.But mostly saffas kicks ass.We are just brilliant.Take the nando's and opel ad's they are just flippen funny.

So here's and idea,Gooi the okes that are making the ads in the program producers seats for a month,and check what happens.Whats the worst that could happen?


anyways you probably stopped reading half way thru,but i dont care cause then i still would have wasted 2min and 30 seconds of youre life!sucker

Mundayne and meaningless

I know earlier in my wonderful(hahaha) blog i spoke about feeling good and so forth...Well its harder than i thought to keep it up.So shut up,read and carry on with youre life.

Have you ever looked back at what youre life has become? Ever thought,shit my life is boring.I wish i had some excitement,Some change,something different?I want that now.

The only thing that my stuffed up company offers me is a trip to Cape Town once every two months or so.This time i was told,hey you can go down to cape town next week,So obviously i was all excited,told everyone i know down there,esp my significant other.Today i was told "we dont have the budget to send you anymore". Lovely isnt it.HOW THE HELL DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT.

Yes i understand im going off topic again,but i dont really give a shit right now.Geuss this is one of my shit blogs.

Everyday seems to be the same,Waking up missing Cailin, getting out of bed slowly cause im tired,then going to work,getting there way to early.Sitting taking crap from people over and over,going home later than everyone else,cause i wait for greg,Weekends arent a blast either,

I dont go out,cause its kinda expensive,fuck i cant even keep up with my water and lights account,nevermind go jolling.So my life pretty much is just a endless cycle of work,sleep,tv,work,tv,sleep. The only please out of life i get is when i talk to cailin.Yes i have a flippen boring life.Its sad i know.

I look around to other people and see how they seem to enjoy life.Carol, Ferdi and weasel for example always seem to have a blast,and honestly i love hanging out with them.But then again i dont wanna over do it and make them sick of me.Its just one of those things i dont wanna ruin.

anyways thats about all im going to write about now.Going to phone my babes just now,and try to tell her properly (without foul language) that im not going anymore.

so there,thanks for wasting 5min of youre life listening to me cry.

Weekend happenings

So its monday.Turns out today is a good day.I just heard im going to cape town next week.I get to see my babes.Its kak being so far away.

Anyways back to the article at hand.Weekends..
Dont you just love them,Well not the sunday part,cause then you realise that youre just one day away from the dreaded monday.

For me saturdays are king,Nothing beats waking up late, going around the house semi naked,farting ect,you know manly things

Then greg spots me...Not a good thing,Apparently im not as sexy as i thought.Normally there is some hair pulling and maybe some crying,but then he lets me go.Saturday night jolling is better than friday cause you have a lekker chill day behind you.You could stay out till what ever time you like,cause you have sunday to relax.

This weekend I got to see my boet,first time since begining feb.I had to get him from my sisters place.Dropped him off at my dads last night,but before that i took him to westgate to go watch ice age 2...second time round it wasnt as funny.Still gotta love em possums.

But ja thats pretty much a normal weekend for me.Go out to shopping centres invade a bit,maybe pick on some old hags..Typical teenager wanna be stuff really


so anyways i know jeremy and the rest are going to say,Dude youre writings gone kak again.But hey,i believe in quantity over quality.thats why im fat

So you just wasted more of youre life..Nice one!

What Ive been up to since my last post

Yes i know according to blogger my last post was today,but ive been gone since Friday.I think,its actually pretty much just a blur.

You see one of my good buddies,Ol Matthew Hall,came up from PE on sunday, and is leaving in about 2hours....He got here around 12ish,we picked him up late,cause we were eating Mcdonalds.We went thru to the cricket that day..Best performance by the south africans that ive seen in a while,Excuse me while i laugh at my comment quickly..

Ok im feeling better now.So ja,where were we.Oh yes,cricket.Carol got us some kak seats, they were in the sun and worst of all,NEXT TO AUSSIES!Those little dicks cant take a joke.What a pity.I reckon they should just lighten up,or stop shagging sheep.
You see we made a banner on friday night for the cricket,Painted a nice little sexy sheep on it,and wrote Dont let Baarbrah become just another statistic, on it,Flippen funny to us.But apparently according to one of the SS(sheep shaggers) its is racist.As not to piss him off,we grabbed our little farmers weekly,found a picture with sheep in it,and asked them to sign it for us.In short we made friends.

Monday was pretty much the same,,except no aussies,or cricket,Damnit,it was nothing like sunday.We just messed around all day and I ended up kicking ass at pool.But you all should know that cause im just so incredibly manly and all.

Tuesday, aaah the drive in.I know why so many kids were concieved there.ITS FLIPPEN COLD!Sitting infront of a huge tv like bedsheet is something new for Matt,He just couldnt believe how it worked,and that it was cheap.(Makes you wonder about PE hey).The drive in experience taught me,I NEED MY WOMAN CLOSER TO ME!

anyways last night we went out to Blue Goose,some crappy bar that cant keep the tv on a certain channel.Matt taught us how to play poker,Yet everytime i started winning the bugger would go and "clarify" the rules for me,R20 later,i lost.Played Indian poker too.Kinda funny,yet down right hard!Got home at around 1 this morning,so im feeling like a daisy...not fresh,just ready to die soon.

Hopefully matt enjoyed his little visit.Come to www.jnforums.com and check out the pics if you really want to.

But ja.Another few minutes that i cant refund.Its wasted,gone...

CIAO!