Blog tag?

Ok so this morning,i was scratching my bum,just chilling you know,normal manly things that we do in the mornings


Then,out of the blue,I get attacked by Hormz at Iscatterlings , the bugger wants me to come up with words begning with T

Im assuming,its only 10 words and a small explanation.

So here we go..


T is for

Titties-breasts,mans best friend,stuff that dog kak,we want titties
Twins-More than one tittie,normally travelling in twos,breasts are wonderful creatures
Topless-When a woman exposes her twins,or just one tittie
Tan line-A clear difference between the nice looking skin,And the burnt to a crisp skin on a tittie
Tin can- NEVER PUT A TITTIE IN A TIN CAN,its a small metallic container
Turnip patch-Where the farmers daughter showed off her twins
Terrestrial- The good titties,aliens(extra terrestrials)are the ugly kind
Toyota-Japanese car,made for people with small titties,cause japs have no titties
Topical-Titties are topical,we always talk about them
Thermite-the only thing thats hotter than a good set of titties



SO THERE!!!

ok now to make people feel bad,Cazz,acidicice,Sauve,hormz, and jerm

Try it
Cazz-C
Acidicice-H
Sauve-F
Hormz-X
Jerm-U

come on,try it..please

419's

So i was browsing attu's site.On there he has a pic of a wooden commodore 64, Interested i clicked on the links and came up to the site.419eaters.com is a flippen bril site.These okes didnt just delete all the 419 scams they recieved,THEY REPLIED.

im going thru the site now,so my blogs not going to be to long.But basically a 419 scam is when a nigerian,ect ect asks for money,to free up family assets and then will give back to you...ITS A FUCKEN SCAM.there is no way to get rich over night.

Playing these okes is quite fun,Last year,i got to do it aswell.I messed the oke around for about a month and then eventually asked him for a few euros to get a cellphone,so that he could contact me.He didnt reply.


These okes on 419eaters,go that step further,check out their trophy room,this is all the 419'ers that replied with pics,They made them pose differently to be sure of authenticity.My fav pic has to be this one.Sheer brilliance.

So ja check them out.Ill post more boring stuff tomorrow

Acidic Ice.

So this blog kinda stumbled into my lap.
She seems to be a friendly lady.Although,she is a still a woman....Things to watch out for.Really...

She lives in CT.(near my woman)And works for that kak cellular provider.You know.the one that never flippen answers youre calls.So check out her site.She moans more than me....Beware.and also ask her stuff about cellphones.She really really loves it!


Click here to win a free ipod nano psp with 700 gamecubes


Try it..i got 701 gamecubes..Really.

Things that have happend in the last few days

Ok so i havent really been posting.So.ill make it up by explaining why

My boss went over to germany.Just for a week,but i still miss him.Lots.
That means i have to run IT,and still do as little work as possible.Its much harder than you think.Right now theres this cow thats on my back,because she thinks shes the shit...Honestly..Ill make her wait a big more.Its almost home time,

I got a mail today from student village.They have a car branding thing.Where Say ,ster kinekor brands youre car and pays you..

Im getting my back window branded.How fucken cool is that?Ok they dont pay that much.but hey its money i dont have.So im not really complaining.

Im craving a smoke,mainly cause im just to lazy to leave my office.I can do almost all my work without leaving my desk.Today ive only had around 4 smokes..Im seriously craving now

SO ja.thats about it.Oh just a reminder.Check out the sites in my links bar.Those okes need youre support.and some of them arent that bad.Plus if you dont.Ill stick scary jeremy on you!

cheers

Cazzy,and the land before Jesus

So....Cazzyleng on jnf has proven herself to be a good blog writer.Problem is...

NO ONE IS VISITING HER SITE!

what the hell okes.Come on.She isnt that scary.yes her arm is all swollen up,and filled with vile puss,but really.Go check out what she did.Its kinda fucken funny


Really.
Go now...stupid people.

MOVE

Urban Trash

Ok Jeremy over at urban trash went and stayed up superdooper late the one night.I reckon it must have been past 9.He went and combined his blog and his drawing stuff.So now there is not two sites,But one!

yip ladies and gents..ONE SITE!to rule them all...he made me say that...really.he did



so check it out.. at Urban Trash


Cause he will be watching you....

Things to pass the time..

While on the net.

So I know i havent posted in a while.Honestly...ive been researching the history of the ancient egyptians in north eastern peru..Really i have


Actually ive been keeping myself busy with this blog.Im going to write about how to keep youreself busy for around a whole working day.Seeing as this is all i do.Ever.

Firstly.Get MSN messenger.Its free,youre buddies probably have it.so ja.Get it.V8.0 should be out soon,if it isnt already.This is a nice way to pass time,and send files to each other.You can webcam on it,Do a normal convo with it.Really good stuff.

Start a blog.Nothing takes up more of my day than this kak.It really involves writing and rewriting,then kicking youreself,because you should have been typing.Its one big mess.But its something i have to do.Or else i might slip off the top of domkops list.

You could track down a few sites that have flash games on them,They are quick to download.IT wont be on youre back.Plus alot of them are addictive.Go to a sites like www.miniclip.com
they have tons of kak on there.Currently im playing a dragracing game off ebaumsworld.

That brings me to another thing.You tube and ebaumsworld.Many people hate them,but some of the stuff on there, its just magical.Like an easter bunny on xmas morning.You tube has really died down lately.Well its probably more just me getting bored

You could also just go onto sites such as www.emailjokes.co.za and check them out,Catch up on the email jokes youre missing out on.

Or you could work.i cant elaborate,Well mainly cause i dont work.

So ja.there go have fun....


Cheers

Ok...

NO BLOG TODAY.


Ferdinova has made me cry.The bugger has cancelled our Steak challenge on saturday,because of a game of footie.What the hell

I dont believe it.He really hit me with a low blow on that one.So everyone ,blame The Ferdi

What if

So im stealing an idea from Hormz at Iscatterlings

Imagine a world without cellphones,Computers,cars all that crap that we take foregranted..Life would be a hell of alot more complicated.We wouldnt be able to complain about traffic,we wouldnt even be able to suffer from roadrage.

Honestly id die if i didnt have my phone,Its the only way to keep incontact with those i love.Sms porn sites wouldnt make money because our FD wouldnt have a phone.Its really scary just trying to think about it.Im getting a headache

What if Bill Gates was right,in 198(somewhere) he reckoned that no pc would ever need more than 684k worth of memory in our pc's.We'd all still be playing single player games on our tandy monitors.That might not have been a bad thing.

Without tv greg and i would be seriously bored.Most evenings we would have maybe even contemplated playing monopoly,if we had a set.I reckon we might have just invented it for the snow picture thing that comes on when i set the aerial.

So ja..another short blog.And a special hey there people to all the new visitors i got..Click on their bladdy links on the side of the page.DAMNIT!

WebComics

So yesterday ol Jeremy on JNF started a thread about webcomics.This got me searching.

There are actually a crap load out there.You can get youre favourites,Dilbert ect, but you also get okes like Gareth Ochse at GOx. He is very similar to the far side(stuff that i cant seem to find at all).Not in his drawing style,But just his sense of humor.He has a very dry and witty sense.Something keeps me coming back day after day

I love dilbert,He is one of only three or four comics that i read daily.I used to read the wizard of id,But then i lost the link,so i left it.Now im more into Happiness and Cyanide They have jokes about cancer,aids ect.Very funny to okes like me that never go out

Urban trash,well i started reading it mainly cause Jerm is a buddy of mine,Even though he doesnt want to believe it.Just wait till the restraining order expires,Man we are going to have a blast. His comics really have become a daily must,For a while he had this thing against Langarm dans.Flippen funny if you ask me.So Urban Trash is a daily must for me.

I havent really been exposed to whats out there,because most of the ones ive read were super kak.I geuss in the end its just not my type of humor.Poor them,

So ja.Go check out those sites,and while youre at it...Go check out www.attu.blogspot.com this oke has one moerse blog going.So ja..Check em out

Middle Eastern recipies

Ok so ive decided to change what i write about.From now on,Im going to be doing a blog on what I love,Asian cooking.

The beauty of asian cuisine,ag stuff it.

So this long weekend is more or less what i needed.Im still kak tired,but hey,you can sort of expect that when your fat.Everything makes you tired.Sometimes even just planning to go to bed makes me nod off.

Thursday we got off early.Went in to my sister's friends house,to be IT MAN!i failed.

Friday,well i was forced to endure almost two hours of the worst sport known to man,besides table tennis.Yes ladies and gents,I watched soccer.Thank god there was booze to knock me out later on.Man it was traumatic,

So anywhoo,friday/saturday im not to sure.I also had a wonderful surprise when i woke up.Greg decided to do washing,Smack me with a wet pillow if i know why.But he did,He also forgot to make sure the outlet pipe was secured in the bath.There is still water under my snake cage.

Saturday evening was spend miffing infront of my dads tv,And sunday,well i saw Audi bring home the le mans,WITH A DIESEL!How cool is that?i dont think its ever been done before.Those okes spend around (insert euro symbol)100million developing those engines and chassis's so it was inevitable.

Anywhoo.gotta run and play bz flag now.So cheers

Abusive relationships

Ok today like a retard i was arguing on the internet...Yes we've all seen the pic.

In an abusive relationship.there are ways out.I know of two people that have managed it.One took longer than the other.but that in my eyes was her fault

The first case,it was a cousin of mine,She kept it hidden with makeup,not attending family gatherings and so forth.No one knew for around 2-3 years then one day she pitched up at my aunts house and begged for help. She managed to divorce him about 6months later and we never heard from him again.

The second instance i would rather not elaborate on ,just that she kept going back to him.

Its a vicious cycle,i know.I also know what it can do to a family.Luckily my cousin didnt have children at the time,cause then the dickwad would have actually hurt them.Heaven only knows what would have happend to him

So ja.Thats what my whole argument was based on today.There is always a way out.So what if you have no money.Youre friends and family are there to support you.They can do amazing things if you actually give them the chance.You dont have to have a car or thousands lying around.Get what you need and move.You have ample time to get out.

So ja.to all those woman and men in abusive relationships.SORT YOURE KAK OUT.before its to late.


and domkop.Thanks boet.never had this many visitors to my site before


Always remember...

SA topsites

Im ranked number 15!!!


Yeehaw mofos!

Im getting my car back

So over a month later Im finally getting my car back.Yes I know hollard and florida panelbeaters could have handed it over to me last week.but I didn't have R4k lying around.

So im sick of waiting for my sister to loan me the money,I asked my boss for it.He actually is loaning it to me..Hopefully ill pay him back tomorrow or Monday.Hoping for Monday.

Other than that,nothing is new in this neck of the woods.Yesterday we redid the alarm system for our office,Mission of note.Fat kids just arent meant to run around.Basement,1st floor,front gate,basement, over and over and over.I think I might have lost weight last night.

But that's over.My trip to jakarta seems to be looking shiny, Will probably be going mid july.First time ive been off the african continent.Wish me luck.

Hope I can order flied lice    

No blog today

I was just to busy sleeping

my bad

Report back from the Wedding

Ok so obviously i survived the "wedding".I know its hard to believe,but it didnt turn out that bad.

Heres the rundown of events

:people walk into church,snooze time.
people walk out of church,we blew bubbles on them,wished for more snooze time
people go take photos,we sneak out for a smoke,
people go inside a big room,and thats where the story begins...

As you may recall,i went with greg,to his sisters wedding.He hardly knew anyone there,so i had to be the good buddy and help him stick it out.(not literally damnit)

We got to the reception around 5ish, and were quickly introduced to around 50 odd people.everyone knowing greg,and greg,Didnt know a soul.Oh i just rememberd that we forgot our church shoes at home,I loaned his brother inlaws,they were two sizes to small.Ended up wearing my dc's..White shoes with a black suit,Goood.

so anyways,we parked off at the reception,meeting more and more people.Spoke to the bride a bit,got filled in on gregs family history ect ect

It really got boring when greg started to chat up some bridesmaid,well i assume she was abrides maid,cause her dress was kak.

At around 12 ish,everyone started leaving,and off we went to the brides house.I was dog tired,had a long day behind me and was looking forward to some shut eye,That wasnt their plan though.We sat and chatted with the grooms kids.They turned out to be quite cool.Drank a bit,and slept.What a night.Thank god its over

So in the morning we all got king steer burgers,Bonus.And walked away with a life lesson,i think.dont know,was too tired to care.

So ja.kak blog,but i dont care.Domkop,JOU MOER!

cheers

Fudge me its friday already..

So i didnt manage to get a blog up yesterday,Im sorry.

So this is my lame attempt at making up for it.

Im going to explain the various ways on how to get out of a dutchman wedding.The reason for this blog is because tomorrow,im going to a dutchman wedding.Yes ladies and gents,Im going to hear crazy frog at least three times.

I just realised there arent really different ways to escape it.You just have to imagine youre in another place,this could be through: Drinking,Walking outside alot, Shagging a bridesmaid, or just being kicked out.Seeing as the last two are totally out of the question, we will have to discuss the drinking dangers

Most people know where their limit is,normally its how much money they have on them that determines that limit.For me its around 8-12 beers before I start to make an ass of myself.Yes sad i know.But at that late stage in the evening i dont really give a crap.

You could end up dancing on the bride and grooms table,doing the funky chicken with 5year olds,or just pass out in the toilets coverd in youre own vomit.The problem apart from those that i just mentioned is that you have to drink quickly before the shite music starts.Otherwise youre a gonner!

Walking outside on the other hand seems to be the better option.Its quiet outside,you can smoke when you want,and you only have to handle a few minutes worth of kak music when you get a refreshment.

Thank god they dont play music while everyones eating.The down side however is that you get piss cold out there.Its the middle of winter,why anyone gets married then beats me.So you need to remember at least one of youre hundreds of jackets you have stored in youre car.That or just sleep with a brides maid,They normally have rooms near the reception area.

So im off now, for a axel-f filled weekend, hope you okes and chickies all have a moerse blast.

Cheers.

South African Cops

Last night,on sabc 3 i think was this documentary about Sa Cops and the high suicide rate.The only reason i was up,was because of Cailin,was waiting for her to get home ect,

Im seriously glad i watched it.It really explained alot,Not only about why cops in general seem so demotivated,but because my dad went thru almost all of that aswell.He also sufferd from PTSD and was boarded before they got really strict with the rules.

He tried to commit suicide,Hell he even admitted to wanting to take the rest of us with him.It didnt seem to be a big deal back then,cause we never thought he could do it(taking us with,not the suicide).But after watching last nights program i realised i was flippen close to dying.Not only me but my brother,sisters and mom.

They had a few cops families on,they all had the same story.The SAPS didnt offer the help that they needed.If it wasnt for the understaffed and under paid police services many of these families would still be together.

Alot of the cops used their service pistols to commit suicide,murder family members ect.Its that pistol that is meant to serve and protect.How on earth can you give a mentally unstable person a gun,and expect them to perform on their own?They arent right upstairs,of course kak is going to hit the fan.

There is a higher suicide rate amongst cops than there is with any other stressfull job.Paramedics have nothing on these okes.Wonder about traffic controllers though

So ja.this was just a ramble....but next time you okes check a copper doing his duty,be friendly.Trust me ,it makes a huge difference.

Dom kop

So someone called domkop,went and reviewed my site...He doesnt like it.

Oh my god (typical american saying) what am i to do now....


wait.what was i doing?Oh right,not caring,Dude,check out youre site,its not the best.Youre quitting after 3months?why?Cant come up with more imaginative ways to say, youre a loser and i have a small penis?

Come on,Keep it up,maybe get some okes to give you feed back on youre "site"/"blog" who knows, you might actually grow as a human,or some shite like that.

So ja.check out his site,spam him,love him,whatever


www.domkop.blogspot.com

oh if you find a mail addie,send it to me...

Radio stations

So earlier on jnf a swedish bugger and I were chatting about my new favourite band.LORDI, these okes went and won the Eurovision song contest,I think it was about a month ago...

Now apparently all the radio is playing is Lordi's winning song.Even though they have a couple of better songs.People have it as a ring tone,are whistling it,and its getting stuck in poor old Mostlikely harmless's head.Shame.

Why is it that radios seem to play the same kak over and over, Highveld stereo is world famous for doing this.They will play the same song almost every hour and a half.What happend to variety?Has that gone out the window?Do the dj's not have a list of songs that they can and cant play?Why not?

Im pretty sure that dj's know that they are killing a band by just playing one song over and over.They are making us so sick of britney,christina and so forth(not that we werent already) but you get the idea.. Radio stations should try and give us a break or three.Play more than on genre, by that i dont mean play classic rock,then hard rock,then trance then rave,then ... then... get back the old style guys.The barney's darrens and so forth,Come on.These okes must still be willing to pull back 5fm and highveld.At night kill us with METAL, during the morning get a chill dj to sort of wake us up.Afternoons get the traffic flowing with some jokes and a lively dj.

It cant be that hard.The best we had was gillman in the morning,There is no bladdy way you could sleep with that oke on the radio.Love him or hate him,he will be missed on 5fm.

So to radio stations...Sort youre kak out!NOW

Accidents

So its monday and im writing my blog.That means its past lunch time..hmmm i miss lunch

So anyways, on saturday greg and I were driving back home, we went through to Edinvale(google it) and found a huge traffic jam on the way back.

We stood between william nicole and Hans strydom for around an hour and a half or more.For those of you that dont know, the distance between the two off ramps is around 7km.

The reason for the slight picnic on the highway was some guy in an opel corsa(only reason i could make out that it was a corsa was the small shape of the car and an opel badge) decided to get tboned and then rolled his car.

A merc c class hit him on the passenger door,merc wasnt quite a write off,but close enough.Its flippen scary to know that people out there cant drive

Before anyone says anything, i know i was in an accident.Yes,it was my fault.But it was no where near this bad.The corsa really looked super kak.

How do people manage to lose it so badly,How on earth do you get youre car sideways on the highway?Didnt they teach you anything when you went for driving lessons?How safe are we when people like mr corsa are on the road..

We in SA get taught to drive with a k53 method,This method teaches you that looking behind you is better than looking ahead,Really...They make you look behind you a crap load more than infront.

Our driving styles have to change quickly in SA if we are to become safer on the roads.Cause our cars are not getting stronger,Id honestly rather be in an old roadster than a corsa after seeing the damage caused by this accident.

Its really scary

Please remember this when flying SAA

So you all probably know that my camera was stolen.Ive been nagging SAA to get back to me with what they are going to do about it...

NOTHING.

Heres the run down of the mails we exchanged.

Thank you for your e-mail dated 30 May 2006. Dr Ngqula has taken note of your comments and requested I respond on his behalf.

Mr Brown, we can certainly imagine your concern with this incident, and on behalf of South African Airways, please accept my apologies. I am sure it must have been daunting for you to realise that your digital camera had been removed from your baggage.

South African Airways, as all other airlines, and consistent with Industry standards, clearly states in the General Terms and Conditions of Carriage for Passengers and Baggage, that it does not accept liability for the loss of, or damage to fragile or valuable items. We unfortunately have no option but to decline your claim for this loss.

We are working with all role players who are involved once you hand your baggage to us. Future plans include the option of shrink-wrapped baggage at Johannesburg International Airport before check-in, to prevent damage and tampering. A Baggage Committee has been formed by the Airports Company South Africa (ACSA) who are working with the South African Police, ourselves and ground handlers to review problem areas and implement solutions.

Other initiatives from ACSA include upgrading security access to gates to restricted areas, development of the infrastructure at airports, and improved coverage of the baggage area by closed circuit television. As you can see, we are not leaving a stone unturned in trying to eliminate instances of pilferage in all possible areas.

We understand your disappointment on your loss, and I want assure you that this response does not reflect a lack of concern on our part. I sincerely hope that you will understand the position of the airline in this regard. Should you require any assistance in recovering your loss by means of your personal insurance, we will gladly co-operate with your insurers, should any additional information be required.

With kind regards,
Edwin Marsh
On behalf of Dr Khaya Ngqula, President and CEO
South African Airways

Who the Fcuk does this

Dr Khaya...Reply on youre behalf..dont let some other oke do it..Really

So I replied with

ok thanks for that response.
I assume that you know that SAA has now got a bad name. I will go out of my way to tell everyone that i know just what SAA has done for me.They havent helped me in anyway and will never recieve business from me,or my company.

Saa really has to do something about this,Maybe go around telling youre staff to spot out just what they can steal,to cover youreselves, Because the more expensive items arent coverd.im sure the security company would love to know that,Maybe tell youre insurance company that too.It should set them at ease.

Im glad that my R3000 loss for my digital camera has been denied,I wouldnt want to cost the Shareholders and Dr Ngqula any money.I mean i didnt pay R1000+ for an airline ticket down to capetown with the impression that my bag would be returned to me in the state that i handed it over to youre staff.That would just be wrong.Who on earth would actually think that Airlines employ security staff to look after their goods.What next expecting the air hostess's to provide us with refreshments?NEVER..

So yes.You have lost a client, and if i have my way.You will soon lose many more.
But not that that is any concern to a large corporation such as youreselves.You dont need average joes to actually get thru the month.

Thank you

I know all airlines don't cover and warra warra more kak, but ive never had these problems with nationwide,and so forth.I mean come on.

Stupid stupid people

The internet and its users

Isnt it amazing how many different types of people actually use the internet?
Just off the bat I can think of around 4-5 different types,

Perverts:
Im a big fan of youtube its a brilliant site with almost every video clip on it(mentioned this before...) and i think i mentioned Filthy whore before aswell.Some guys asked her to auction off her underwear. Some guy asked her to masturbate while wearing them...Kinda gross if you ask me,You just know that its going to be some sick 45 year old man with an erectile dysfunction and a 9year old boy locked in his basement thats going to buy that.I mean really who else would.She is currently selling them off..think her username is photodonations or something...

School kid:
These are broken down into two groups,those that use the net for research purposes...and those that use it to communicate with friends they saw 2minutes ago.
The researching group goes out to websites like howstuffworks and so forth and gets good marks in school. The latter sits on msn and chat sites all day.Illegally downloading music!well ok we all download...my bad

Disgruntled worker:
These are the guys that dont want to work for what ever reason.They just park off surfing the net for free all day.No one cares about them,until the office gets hit by a huge virus...Then everyone notices them,Spyware programs and viruses are all over porn sites.DONT GO THERE!

hackers and crackers:
These guys will also sit in a chat room,but on mIRC, thats where the bad people hang out.No one seems to chat in the normal window,Because then they can get busted,Instead they just sit pm'ing each other and discussing youre banking details,and if you bought filthywhores underwear or not...

after typing all this crap,i cant really decide where i fit in, i mean yes i visit rotten.com ect.But thats just when im seriously bored...I dont surf porn,and hardly research things.I cant hack for shite and i do work....Its kinda hard deciding where i fit in.I geuss there should be another group labeld the rest ...or something


so ja.if this made sense to you.reply..tell me what type of a person you are.ect ect i wont read it,but hey maybe ill have wasted more of youre time then