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This is what happens when kak hits the fan

SAA is kak

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

So. Last week tuesday when i flew down to Capetown,to go visit my angel. I took my camera with me.

I landed in Capetown and proceded to do all the things i had to.and started unpacking my bags for the next day..Couldnt find the camera.
Being the type of person i am,i thought,oh well.its probably at home or in the office.So ja.i left the situation.Monday i got back to the office,scratched around,and couldnt find it.Went home and checked properly.But nothing

Tuesday....
I track down the number for baggage claims and so forth.DONT PHONE THEM,they are useless.There is a lady there..I think she answers the phone all the time.TOTAL DITZ.useless beyond all words.I ended up speaking to her manager,and ja.got no where.I also hung up on some guy called Innis(i think) because of his crappy service.

I was told that SAA doesnt cover laptops,digital camera's ect.But i could still fill in a claim form.This just pissed me off.
I got hold of email addresses for around 4-5 big shots in SAA and mailed them directly.What a response.Willimien over at Dr Khaya Ngqula(something like that)'s office got back to me.She started an investigation.Today i just got a call from some other person in the office saying that they are still following up on the phonecalls i made to them,(i phoned a few people), and dont worry,i didnt use bad words....

so ja.Lets hope.


SAA DONT BE KAK!




Cape town...

Monday, May 29, 2006
So im finally back,Didnt really miss out on much it seems.

Yes Jnf was busy, i missed our good little son swearing at everyone. Also Iscatterlings has had a few more entries....(that rob never misses a day)

but ja.Im moeg.Doesnt feel like i had a holiday,mainly cause i spent all the time i could with Cailin.I miss her already.But it was an awesome (+-) week.

Well heres the rundown on what happend.

So tuesday night..i landed around 11ish.Not a good time.Forgot my smokes in the car,so i had none with me.Eventually trapped on over to the local caltex,and ja,setup

wednesday-friday, worked my ass off.Only seeing cailing at night.Best time ever because of her.

saturday-went to watch xmen...flippen brilliant movie.Woops the other two's arses.No comparrison at all.Its just brilliant

So now im back in jhb.Wanting to go down more than ever.I just love that area of sa.That brilliany view,the awesome people that live there.Its just magical.Stuff all the okes that say SA is kak.They just havent seen what it really can offer.

So ja.Its not much of a blog.But tomorrow.if im not swomped,ill do a proper job


So its monday

Monday, May 22, 2006
To most people mondays suck ass..Todays not that bad for me. Im busy watching the hills have eyes,while i sort out our cape office's computers.Man i love pc anywhere.If only the idiots down there knew how to leave a pc alone

My mom came down this weekend.Its kief to check her again.Its hard not having her around alot.Sometimes you just need a moms advice.And no im not girly!

Friday night we did the usual for when mom comes down.Parked off at the dros for some kak service and hard pizza.Mabye a drink or two.The time came to leave,and we were off.Dropped mommy off at my sisters house, taking the car to randfontein..Only little prob, it wasnt smooth sailing.I reversed her car over a 2brick high wall.Didnt do alot of damage,bumper is scratched though.Not to bril for my self esteem.

Saturday was more or less spent chilling at my sisters place.Playing on my brothers sing-star thingy mabob.Apparently i sing worse than what you okes told me.I got over 2000 points only once.While greg,singing like a special child that was just chucked into a bath of hot oil.Went on to get 8000+ almost everytime. So now i know i shouldnt sing.

This weekend I also had to visit the doggy parlour..To look better for when i go to capetown.Im not a hippie anymore.YAY!also had to shave.

Oh somewhere along the lines i also fixed my moms brakes.I was a good boy.


so ja.boring assed weekend.just like my blog.Hope you hated it alot


oh im flying down tomorrow.To go stay in a 5star hotel(well i think its 5star),and will only be back on sunday.Dont know if ill be able to do a blog tomorrow.


IM GOING TO CAPETOWN!

Friday, May 19, 2006
Its official..The cow in my office didnt get it right...apparently its not safe to fuck with IT....


mwahaha

Yipee kayay mother focker!


Ok ....Finally a blog entry

I know i wanted to post one yesterday.But things just got way to hectic around the office.Hell i didnt even read dilbert!

Thats bad!

so this morning we have our email server sort of up and running.I dont think its back to 100% yet.but we are still working on it..Sort of.

Got some really shite news yesterday.Some cow in our production office decided to use her head,and pretty much got my capetown trip cancelled.Yes ladies and gents I might not be going down.Well thats how it stands now.Ive been throwing my huge mass around the office.Got our other techie in on it aswell.He riled my boss up and together,we are making a ripple.

Boss says that im going..not 100%sure though.So i havent told cailin yet.Hell i havent even told my other buddies.Gregs the only one that knows...I dont want to jinx it.I can only imagine how shite Cailin is going to feel when i tell her im coming,then tell her later im not...So im not going to do that..

My 1gig memory stick still hasnt arrived..Started mailing the little bugger...I WANT MY STUFF!dickwad


Oh hormz... Have you organised that one of youre CT china's gets me a bottle of slanghoek?Come on.I thought you were a buddy,we link to each others sites and all

But ja.I might make a slightly better blog later..Who knows..but for now.Ill keep it kak just like the rest of them


Im back.. *cough*

Thursday, May 18, 2006
So i was going thru my mailbox and comments this morning..I seem to have a small support base..Brilliant, just what i need before i go invade france.. I mean, help green peace


So..
i wanted to post this in the comments section,But thought, stuffit.

Hey I remember maji!Nice to see you back.Missed you lots darling

Maj is from Jnforums older sister site TashiTagg (bril local site) stop by and dont say you know me....For youre own safety..

As for you hormzones....Im all better now..Think i need some slanghoek

And cailin and carol...mommies pizza would work but i need lots of it.And none of that mushroom crap

Im feeling alot better than i was two days ago.I geuss i just needed alot of time off. Well im off to go listen to my 29 voicemail messages,Stupid people dont realise that if they dont see me during the day...Chances are ,im not going to be answering my office phone


So this morning i woke up..

Monday, May 15, 2006
Big mistake.

You see last night, i just couldnt sleep..Seriously stuffed up yesterday (sorted now) so i was stressing...Anywhoo around 1-2 this morning i eventually got to bed,rolled around for another hour..and passed out.

This morning when i woke up, I was as sick as a dog.but its getting worse.My nose has been flowing stronger than the vaal.Chest feels like ive got a small midget in there with a blowtorch.
Thinking about taking tomorrow off.Will see how i feel tonight.

As you might have noticed under my Sa Topsites button..Ive added the button to Hello Peter.Its a flippen brilliant site.If you have anyproblems with a corporation write em up there.I had some kak with mtn,again!And who'd have thought it...A big boy phoned me...Sorted in 20min,

But!and this is important.Its not just a negative site.If you have a good thing to say about them..Say so.I mean really everyone that deserves a good rating,DO IT!

SO ja..im just a little sick at the mo...Im not writing anymore!now go work


Hollard follow up,and some cool stuff

Friday, May 12, 2006
HEY ITS FRIDAY!!!!

Finally this week has taken forever.I should be getting my 1gig memory stick soon.But more on that later.

So yesterday, I threw a hissy fit,and actually got a response from the dreaded hollard.At around 1 o'clock James(i think) phoned me to find out just why i wasnt happy.I told him in perfect english why,He promised to get back to me in an hour, That turned out to be at around 5:30pm.

I was then informed that im not the principal driver of the car,so i have to fork out another R2000!! What the hell?

anywhoo i set my mommy on them to sort it out.They asked for it,I dont think they will survive.She's fiesty

So getting back to the cool stuff.Filthy whore chirped me she would make a cool background for me.Sweet!Cailin, i still love you!. Um my memory stick should be here today.Im going to be able to play legally backed up games (wait,sorry im laughing so hard,cause im a pirate,that statement is the biggest lie ive ever told).Its been around 2weeks since i orderd it.Cant blooming wait

11more days then im back in the mother city.For a bit of relaxation and stuff.But the way the months going, I reckon i might just die on the plane.Its scary.Its been one of the worst months ever.Bad thing after bad thing.

But hey.Im still alive and kicking,so Im more than happy.

Now voetsek,and go do somework,you lazy people


Bad luck &hollard insurance

Thursday, May 11, 2006

So this morning on the way to work, gregs car starts to smoke,we get to the office,and smoke is coming out the bonnet by the balloon full(not sure what analgy to use).i noticed one of the wires running into the car was glowing orange,That tells me,its poopoo hot,and ja,i cut it.To prevent damage to the rest of the wiring running near it.

Thats only the begining of the bad luck.I phoned the insurance company, hell fuckit.Hollard insurance,on 0860000707 to speak to a Johan groenewald.Johan hasnt returnd my phonecalls since monday.Last week i was struggling to get hold of a Marona, also got her number on my desk somewhere.

Dont go thru hollard.They are the worst insurance people around.No one knows whats going on in the company.It takes them a month and a half to replace a radio.I dont wanna know how long its going to take to get R14,5k worth of spares put on my car.Seriously.They are pathetic,The only call back i got was when i got the messages that i left cc'd to Johans managers.

I dont care if the guy is overworked.Hire more people.Mtn is sitting with the same problem.Way to few staff members for the problems they have to handle.Youre on hold,or never get called back,ect ect ect.Its utter bullcrap!

I heard thru the insurance company that my car will be started on today.So who knows,i might just be able to drive my car,when I get back from Capetown.

Once again,HOLLARD YOU SUCK!

now go protest their building or something.stop reading


So its midweek

Wednesday, May 10, 2006
This has to be one of the longest weeks ever!its only half way thru..Damnit!

This morning i got to work just in time to wake the sun up,around 6:10am..Its not funny anymore.Well at least that gives me alot of time to surf the net,listen to music at horribly high levels.No ones here to complain

I was on youtube today..well this morning. Just checking out some of the kak people have on there,Some bright sparks have got video blogs running there.Best part of it all.They are fighting.One is acusing the other one of being a drama queen,that one is just dancing, this one has a rash.Its seriously screwed up stuff.

Typical of the americans though..They think the world revolves around them,and myspace.com MY SPACE IS GAY!its a flippen kak site that has no value to the world at all.Yes i am on it,somewhere, i just registerd one day to check out some pics for korn,or something to that effect.
Youtube has to be the best thing around.Apart from the buffering times, its got everything you want, you wanna watch some dumbnut fall off a roof.They have it,you wanna listen to a hottie?search for filthywhore. (name is bad,she isnt) Cailin,sit...stay!

the only downside is you cant download some of the stuff..you watch it NOW!or wait for the buffering.It chows bandwidth,so i had to get off...Been almost across the whole net already.still bored out of my mind.Might have to fall asleep during lunch.who knows

On JNF we have this little thread about Sa, is it kak,is it kief,shit like that.It got me thinking,the last few days ive been chatting to Rob from Iscatterlings. He is surprisingly Pro SA, yes he lives in pom land.That normally makes you long for home,but this oke is super sa!Its kief,we need more okes like that.

Sa also needs more humor.You know,people laughing at themselves instead of just going on about the same old shit.Take a look around,look at some of the shite you get up to.How many other nations dry mince coverd in intestines and eat it raw?We do!its biltong! what about eating chicken feet?calling a traffic light a robot.Its all shite that makes us unique.Proudly SA! and all that jazz.

I know we have our downsides,we steal,kill and love oprah but who is perfect now a days?No one.The grass only looks greener on the other side,but in the end youre still munching on grass!

Now stop reading this kak blog,thats wasting youre time,and go hug a tree or something


Winter and more ramblings

Tuesday, May 09, 2006
Hey who would have thought winter is almost upon us.Yes its only autumn now.But its getting fooking cold.I swear we are living in alaska or something.Its way to cold for may.

I geuss its because of the late rain season we had,Its still raining now and then.Last night when we got home it was already below 10 degrees c.Its such a bitch to get up in the mornings.I really dont know how i do it.

So... im still watching southpark, I cant believe how funny most of these episodes still are.Trey parker and Matt stone apparently have been doing the series since 1992,when they came out with their little Jesus vs frosty episode.Only in like 97 did they get recognition,and a tv show.

They are brilliant the way they actually rip on things that are current.The episode that im watching now is ripping on the psp and terri schivaro(spelling) it aired just before she died,Kinda scary

Man its getting harder writing these things,ive realised that the quality has had to be increased,cause i seem to be getting a few more visitors each day.Helps my sa topsite ranking alot.One day i might actually get into the top 10personal blogs group.One day...


I want to beat more people.and Definetly take down the macaroni kids clothing guys.I just dont like them!


Extremely long days

Monday, May 08, 2006
Have you ever had an extremely long day?One that just wont end.Im having one today.Ive been pretty much watching my clock.Just staring at it waiting ....for home time.Works flippen boring.

Yes i do work,and do have work to do.But i just dont want to.Last night I tried to stay up for the Grand Prix,but failed. I got to 11pm and just passed out.I couldnt anymore.I think that might be one of the reasons why im falling asleep at my desk

Ive watched around 4 SouthPark episodes today,and played a game of BzFlag against one of my swedish buddies,I rocked,But then mr walsh came in and showed me how men play...apparently they play differently to me.Who'd have thunk it

Ive been scouting around youtube for a while now..finding some cool,and very stupid video clips.One of them is this guy that made a video clip,with just fucken text on it...Saying shit like oh we need to spend more money on our border patrol,and more money on schools..and how shitty it is for american kids because of the mexicans.
Fuck OFF!

Total bunch of bollocks.What kind of an idiot argues like that?oh side a is better because, and side b is better because.side a sucks because and side b sucks because

Fuck off you wanker.Stupid bladdy americans.God i hate them,Seriously. where did they get the right to decide what happens with others,Decisions not based on mexicans and other immagrants being human but rather on them being animals.Even that is wrong

Americans in general are just a bunch of dickwads.The only good thing to come out of america is some of their bands.But honestly if they arent behind microphones,they shouldnt be outside that fucked up country.


Sorry i dont hate all americans...just some of them

anyways.Another blog ruined cause i went off topic.Great i know..


Geuss what I checked this morning

Old Rob came thru.All it took was a small little hint.Yeah..im good....



Shot homeboy.Now if only the kak blogger software would update my template changes,then Rob could check out how I added a link to his site

So ja.Click on his link....NOW!


Ending off a kak week

Friday, May 05, 2006
So ja,the week is finally over.I cant freaking believe it.This must be one of the worst weekends ever.I smashed my car.Found out i have to pay R1500 minimum,its piss cold and ja.Im tired.This has been one of those weeks that i dont want to repeat soon

Next week is going to be a hundred times better,Im getting my memorystick.Then i can play ssx tricky!I cant wait anymore.Oh plus...its getting closer to the end of the month.That means im going to see my babe soon.

Got a call today from a guy in CT, said we must meet up when im in CT again, and who knows..i might actually get a job there..Pity i cant remember what job it was.Stupid me.Ohwell thats what happens when you apply for around 50 odd jobs in a month and a half.Ive sort of slowed down now with the whole aplication thing,Mainly cause i know its not going to happen.It sucks.

This weekends also a Grand Prix weekend.So i have to fit in some sleep somewhere on sunday,cause im staying up for it.Yes,im a broke mofo.dont have dstv,so i have to stay up till 11 to watch it on SABC..


anywhoo.thats pretty much all thats on my mind right now.Hopefully youre thinking,What the hell.....that made no sense.Then ive done my job properly.


Oh side note,I met this cool oke on Jeremy's blog his name is Robert aka Hormz (odd parents...) check out his site.Its kinda cool.(cheap hint at adding me to youre links!


Not saying sorry

Thursday, May 04, 2006
Ive said sorry a few times already about me not updating the blog as much as id like to...So im just not going to say it againHonestly I wanted to post yesterday,because i had a brill story to write about,but was to busy.So ja...Live with itYesterday,on the way to work,I kinda drove into the back of a trailer...was doing around 30km when i hit the old timer.It was one of those huge flat bed trailers.Didnt really do much damage to it.But my car..well put it this way.It could be worse. I damaged the front end,mainly just cosmetic,and the radiator.So ja...Looking at a minimum of R1.5k for the excess.Where the hell am i going to fork that kind of money out!I have two pics of the car, but they are crappy.

Like i said.mainly cosmetics.I will survive....and other gay songs
So other than that its been a chill week,finally got hold of a v1.5 psp.Flippen kewl.I know.I just have to wait a while before my memory stick comes thru..Thats going to rock.

anywhoo.short blog and all.but ja.I dont care.2people read this thing.


Dont worry i wasnt kidnapped

Tuesday, May 02, 2006
I was just busy, a little to busy to realise that a week + had gone by.Man greg was pissed off when I eventually made it out to the car.

Ok so the real reason as to the lack of blog updating,I dont know what to write about.Im totally lost.

Ooo Ooo Im going down to cape town at the end of the month!I cant friggen wait!Been 2 months since i was last in the mother city.I miss all my buddies down there.But mostly i Miss cailin.

Its actually odd how the convo's around the table have changed.A few years ago,ok yes i wouldnt be in CT,but my Convo's would have been simple minded stuff..like hey did you catch *insert movie name* last week?It was awesome! Now its more about stuff that happens on JNF

Just typical stuff thats happend over and over.Yet we still insist on talking about it.Its probably cause its the only middle ground we have.Take for example.Soulforge,That guys kinda jacked up with his IT lingo.Where as poor old me...Im not.Im in IT,but not the same as him.Jeremy is another character all together.He seems to be able to discuss everything.I really dont know what the hell that oke drinks in the morning,but fook me its strong.

Geoff is cool.Till he starts with his musical talk.Thats where i just stare at him blankly.Ive done some AV for companies,and know the basics...But really.DUDE!!Carol is more of a simple person.Honestly i dont know what we talk about.But we dont really take notes.Ferdi and i can babble on about anything,Cause we are almost on the same wavelength.Except when they talk in spanish,and about rugby..Dont even think about understanding them then

Cailin is cool.We spent most of my last visit just talking about arb stuff...Serious stuff.then back to arb stuff.And it never got boring.Finally someone that i can actually chat to.

Oh and i didnt mention weasel.Cause i dont like him anymore.He always goes on about how this tax deficite will take down that section of the population and so on..We all just stare at him and say..Dude..Big Mac or Quater pounder!


ok that last paragraph was just a total waste!and you read it.!!!!

HAHA